" footle "

 [ "Footle" ]

1: Verb. To Footle. Footling is voluntarily undertaking a work type task in your own leisure time but in a half arsed or at least, unproductive, way. Footling is enjoyable to the footler, a bit like pottering. Pottering is normally done in a home or leisure environment, where as footling is undertaken in a work environment. Footle is often used in a derogatory sense to indicate someone is doing a piss poor job of something, or to communicate the lack of importance of a particular job.

  * e.g.,  ... "Nevermind painting that, stop footling about and put the fucking fence up" "Hey dude, what you up to? 

 [ "Footles" ]

1: Handles on the bottom of doors that let you open the door with a foot.

  * e.g.,  ... Thornton's gas station is the first place I saw footles in use. 

 [ "Footling" ]

1: The sexual act of pleasing your self with a Subway $5 footlong

  * e.g.,  ... Guy 1: Hey, can i borrow five bucks? I'm gonna get a footling from Subway. 

 [ "Footle" ]

1: A foot which has formed into a turtle. Turtle feet

  * e.g.,  ... 'Omy my foot has turned into a footle' 

 [ "Footle" ]

1: To waste time doing things that are not important or necessary.

  * e.g.,  ... Stop footle with these books and do your homework.