" loaf "

 [ "loaf" ]

1: when a cat is laying down with no legs out; bonus points if the tail is tucked in

  * e.g.,  ... Look at that little loaf!!! 

 [ "loaf" ]

1: Someone who knowingly takes too long to do something.

  * e.g.,  ... "Wow Rob, hurry up you loaf" 

 [ "loaf" ]

1: very big compliment

  * e.g.,  ... ur such a loaf! 

 [ "loaf" ]

1: A turd.(Esp. an elongated turd with a tapered end)

  * e.g.,  ... Excuse me please, I have to go pinch a loaf. 

 [ "loaf" ]

1: Short for "Loaf of Bread", which is Cockney rhyming slang for "Head".

  * e.g.,  ... "Use your loaf!" Translates as: Think about it!" "Use your head!" "Don't be stupid!" 

 [ "loaf" ]

2: Loaf of bread? Head..See?

 [ "loaf" ]

1: The term 'loaf' refers to someone's hairstyle that appears to have the same shape as a rising loaf of bread pouring out the top of a baking tin.

  * e.g.,  ... look at John's hair it's a total loaf. 

 [ "loaf" ]

1:  piece of shit.

  * e.g.,  ... popular: "man, i gotta go bake a loaf" 

 [ "loaf" ]

2:  an unusually large peice of shit.

 [ "loaf" ]

1: Irish slang for a head butt.

  * e.g.,  ... Shut up or I'll loaf ya! 

 [ "loaf" ]

1: A useless, overweight person.

  * e.g.,  ... Billy's ex-girlfriend, herself a loaf, married another loaf. 

 [ "loaf" ]

1: a lazy person that lies about doing work and wants everyone to think they are the victim.

  * e.g.,  ... see Badria Al-jamal & Eeyore. Both are loafs.