" knitting "

 [ "knitting" ]

1: Getting shagged ! Getting laid...

  * e.g.,  ... I did some knitting last night ! 

 [ "knitting" ]

1: Euphamism for the all time, number one, undisputed solo male pastime.

  * e.g.,  ... (Declamatory) "Did you see Gavin & Stacey last night?" 

 [ "knitting" ]

2: Masturbation, in case subtlety's not your thing. Tommy tank. You know.

  * e.g.,  ... "No. I was knitting." 

 [ "knitting" ]

3: "Knit one purl one knit one purl- AND cast off..."

  * e.g.,  ... (Perjorative) : "You dirty little knitter !" 

 [ "knitting" ]

1: What we call hooking up.

  * e.g.,  ... Me and that guy were knitting at the movies the whole time! 

 [ "knitting" ]

1: My friends' and me's code word for smoking pot.

  * e.g.,  ... I hung out with Chelsea and Kristina yesterday. We didn't do much, knitted and then spent about $100 at Taco Bell. 

 [ "knit-knit" ]

1: Orderly and neat in appearance or procedure, use so because a knit item is securely interwoven and tight.

  * e.g.,  ... Dude, The parents are coming over, make sure the apartment is on the knit-knit. I think I left a roach next to the tub. 

 [ "Knit" ]

1: Knit is another term for committing suicide. Thinking about knitting is the equivalent to contemplating suicide.

  * e.g.,  ... Dude, go knit! 

 [ "knitted" ]

1: used to describe person who is confused, perplexed, lost, etc.

  * e.g.,  ... The blonde got totally knitted when asked the way to San Jose, and it was obvious she had no idea. 

 [ "Knit" ]

1: Something tight, cool, amazing, awesome-sauce

  * e.g.,  ... “That vacay was so knit!” 

 [ "knits" ]

1: Noun. Breasts so pendulous and saggy that they could be knees.

  * e.g.,  ... Michael's mom was fine when she was young, but now she's got a pair of knits. 

 [ "Knit" ]

1: One who is seen as a fool and a "retard"

  * e.g.,  ... Oh thats Shane Moran, he's a knit.