" fissure "

 [ "fissure" ]

1: A cut inside your anus. A.K.A. "Butt hole cut"

  * e.g.,  ... "My anus is bleeding!!! Damn fissure!" 

 [ "fissure" ]

1: Caused by the stuffing of bananas up the anus.

  * e.g.,  ... Bill: 'Arghhh, too many bananas'. FISSURE! 

 [ "fissure" ]

2: Often experienced by veteran porn actors. e.g. Bree Olsen, Carmella Bing, Gianna Michaels, Flower Tucci.

  * e.g.,  ... Alana: 'hehehehhe' 

 [ "fissures" ]

1: Open wounds in the skin. Usually gaping and the source of a nasty odor, they usually occur on or around the anus and buttox areas. See George W Olson for an example.

  * e.g.,  ... The rot that lives in George's gaping fissures forced me to sleep on the couch. 

 [ "Ass Fissure" ]

1: When you have such a large dry shit that it literally tears your ass so that there is blood on the TP when you wipe

  * e.g.,  ... I ate the whole bucket of popcorn at the movie theater - if I don't have a an ass fissure it will be a miracle. 

 [ "Fissure Price" ]

1: - noun Specific term used to relay the pain associated with the inappropriate use of child-safe toys in sex games.

  * e.g.,  ... Person 1: I thought it would be funny to see if I could fist myself with Optimus Prime, but I blew out my rectum. Person 2: Looks like you paid the *lowers sunglasses* Fissure Price... 

 [ "fissure scissor" ]

1: Scissoring buttholes, like what lesbians do with their clitorii.

  * e.g.,  ... He invited her over to Netflix and fissure scissor. 

 [ "butt fissure" ]

1: A crack in your ass, literally. May cause proliferate bleeding, see a doctor.

  * e.g.,  ... I ate a bunch of glass for breakfast and the next day I had a butt fissure, who knew? 

 [ "anal fissure" ]

1: The breaking of the skin around and inside the anus, generally caused by the skin being stretched too far. Some bleeding may occur as a result.

  * e.g.,  ... anal fissure, anal tear, anal fisure, rectal fissure, rectal tear, rectal fisure, anal break, anal brake, anal bleeding, bleeding anus, anal sex, fisting, lubrication, lube 

 [ "anal fissure" ]

2: Anal fissure is typically caused by sexual acts which involve the insertion of anything large into the anus. Anal sex alone can cause anal fissure, though this is highly unlikely if enough lubrication is used (and, if the penetrating partner is careful).

 [ "anal fissure" ]

3: It is more likely to occur during sexual acts such as fisting.

 [ "Anal Fissure" ]

1: When an ass crack gets open sooooooo far that the tissue of youre anus rips, enabling lava to eject from ur anus.

  * e.g.,  ... Oh shit.... My anus just fissured (anal fissure) 

 [ "Cringe Fissure" ]

1: Describing comedy so awful that it makes you cringe and rips your butthole apart (fissure)

  * e.g.,  ... Did you see Corinne Fisher's standup show the other night? Man, so CRINGE FISSURE.