" ruffling "

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1: So like its when you lay on your back, it's super hot out so your balls hang down to your knees. Yeah, you give yourself a reach around and pull your sweaty sack over your butthole. Breathe in and let a gnarly wet fart out. That my friend is Ruffling.......

  * e.g.,  ... Alisha walked in on me ruffling the other day, I was so embarrassed but I think she's liked it. 

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1: the act of getting durbz or a blow job during the playing of the video game call of duty modern warfare 2 (cod)

  * e.g.,  ... ay yo indy im gettin ruffles right now..... right on spleen! 

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1: the act of having been and/or getting mad can also be used in a present tense situation as ruffeling

  * e.g.,  ... why you getting ruffled bro 

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1: poatato chips that give you the shits.

  * e.g.,  ... i ate those ruffles .....now i gotta take a wild shit! 

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1: Ruffle is a substitute for the internet phrase ROFL. ROFL as one word sounds a bit like ruffle. It's less annoying than internet-speak acronyms and can also have multiple uses.

  * e.g.,  ... That was so funny it made me ruffle. 

 [ "ruffles" ]

1: The best kind of plain potato chips.

  * e.g.,  ... Ruffles are a good potato chip to go with a lunch or a snack. 

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2: Ruffles are crunchy because they have the ripples on them.

 [ "Ruffle" ]

1: To pest /annoy/trick someone.

  * e.g.,  ... "Im just gonna go and ruffle Karl" 

 [ "ruffle" ]

1: To destroy the smoothness or evilness of

  * e.g.,  ... Daily ruffles can't be avoided 

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2: To Disturb or vex

  * e.g.,  ... The wind ruffled the sand 

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3: To stir up to form ripples

 [ "Ruffled" ]

1: To be extremely shaken terrified scared for your life

  * e.g.,  ... When I pressed him he was ruffled he a pussy ass nigga for that 

 [ "ruffles" ]

1: When something (e.g. a song) is both wavy and crispy, used as the ultimate compliment as these are contradicting ideas

  * e.g.,  ... Yo, the music video for Broccoli is so ruffles.