" inadvertently "

 [ "inadvertently" ]

1: accidentally and without intention

  * e.g.,  ... Neighbor - I just thought I'd stop in to say Happy Birthday to your dog, but I inadvertently ended up having sex with your Wife. Husband - That's cool, accidents happen. 

 [ "Inadvertent" ]

1: A feature in a software, tracing its requirement has inadvertent consequences.

  * e.g.,  ... Google apologises for 'inadvertently' adding UIDAI toll-free number to Android phones in India 

 [ "inadvertent dating" ]

1: when you're hanging out with a friend of the opposite sex who actually thinks you're dating....as does the rest of the world

  * e.g.,  ... P: R and I have so much fun hanging out T: Ummm...that's inadvertent dating 

 [ "inadvertant snitching" ]

1: snitching doing something indirectly that will result in your arrest

  * e.g.,  ... stealing a car with a tail-light out, or a bumper sticher that says "I LUV DRUGS" 

 [ "Inadvertent Omelet" ]

1: When the whipped eggs go into the pan then you suddenly realize you have all the good veggies 🌶 hiding in the fridge to quickly wash chop and cook before the eggs cook all the way through. Clock's ticking!

  * e.g.,  ... Started cooking scrambled eggs in the pan then suddenly realized I had all the complimentary veggies hiding in the fridge to make an inadvertent omelet happen before the point of no return. 

 [ "Inadvertent ingenuity" ]

1: Doing the right thing at the right time, without knowing what you are doing. Dumb luck.

  * e.g.,  ... John fixed the connection with inadvertent ingenuity and a Swiss Army knife. 

 [ "Inadvertent Return" ]

1: When your partner vomits semen on you immediately post fellatio. This inadvertent return of semen is usually caused by the taste of the seminal fluid, the receiving partner having mental block to swallowing or the giving partner hitting a gag reflex.

  * e.g.,  ... I had to change clothes after Sally had an inadvertent return after I came in her mouth. She puked all over my stomach and lap. 

 [ "inadvertent cock-block" ]

1: when your roommate cock-blocks you inadvertently, just because he/she lives there and wants to go to sleep, making it not really his/her fault, but frustrating all the same. This becomes even more frustrating when your partner has roommates as well, leaving you completely dry.

  * e.g.,  ... Last night I got hit by an inadvertent cock-block. Talk about frustrating. 

 [ "inadvertent professional error" ]

1: Euphemism for a grade A fuckup that gets you sued. Specifically used by Ashley Hall School.

  * e.g.,  ... Anne: We just sent out all our students' medical records to the entire school community. Is that legal? Jill: I'm pretty sure that violates both FERPA and HIPAA at the same time. What an inadvertent professional error. Anne: God I hope we're insured. 

 [ "Inadvertent Wet Spot" ]

1: The wet spot on the front of pants that is actually from splashed water when washing hands, yet that appears mysteriously like a urine spot.

  * e.g.,  ... "No it's not pee, it's just an inadvertent wet spot."