" carefully "

 [ "Carefully" ]

1: Carefully is a word used by dads and assholes alike to annoy the shit out of other people.

  * e.g.,  ... Person A: How did you spill your grape juice on the ceiling? 

 [ "Carefully" ]

2: It is also commonly used when someone cannot be bothered to give someone a proper answer.

  * e.g.,  ... Person B: Carefully 

 [ "very carefully" ]

1: Generic response to a "How do I" question. In response to either-

  * e.g.,  ... 1) Q:How do I program an MMORPG? 

 [ "very carefully" ]

2: 1)Something the person asking probably can't do.

  * e.g.,  ... A: Very carefully. 

 [ "very carefully" ]

3: 2)A question that would take far too much time and effort to answer.

  * e.g.,  ... 2) Q:How do I fix this virus? 

 [ "very carefully" ]

1: A random punchline that can occur in a conversation showing intense mental prowess and wit... It also makes you douche bag number one. Totally satirical and not pending to the conversation, you're random interjection will at least garner a laugh, or at worst stop the conversation awkwardly.

  * e.g.,  ... Example:  

 [ "very carefully" ]

2: Usually this can be followed by an OH SNAP to make it seem like it was a score for your team. However, like the song that never ends, anal sex, and zylon b, too much will make you hated by your peers and friends.

  * e.g.,  ... TEACHER: How did Claudius plan to kill Hamlet? 

 [ "very carefully" ]

3: To use this (USE VERY CAREFULLY) is a small step process.

  * e.g.,  ... STUDENT: VERY CAREFULLY 

 [ "very carefully" ]

4: STEP The Question: It must be a question asked using the word HOW and have a context: How can we accomplish, how can this happen, etc. Are acceptable. However, How do these two things relate, how are we different, how much is it? cannot be used unless you wanna randomly fuck with people.

  * e.g.,  ... #2 

 [ "very carefully" ]

5: STEP 2: Upon the person setting up the context, and you cluing in, quickly blurt out the answer: "VERY CAREFULLY" keep in mind that timing is key, 1-2 seconds max, it has to be clear, and concise right after the "setter-upper" asks the question. Too late and it will not make sense or someone will provide a different solution, such as a real answer in which case, moots your "Very Carefully" and will make every one say WTF MATE?!!

  * e.g.,  ... JESSICA: How could she've done this!!!? 

 [ "Choose your next words very carefully" ]

1:  A passive-aggressive threat to someone. To warn someone off before things get violent A response to someone who offended you. Commonly used as a joke online.

  * e.g.,  ... Taylor: "It's sad. You turn out to be just like your father. A drunk, abusive, pathetic man with no meaning to live." Mike: "Choose your next words very carefully" 

 [ "INSERT CAREFULLY" ]

1: When a corporation that is accused of being a MONOPOLY buys other businesses in grand secrecy. You follow strict guidelines for your ANUS pleasure.

  * e.g.,  ... You don't say that MONOPOLY owns the mall I am being a MALL RAT IN as how did they do it, WELL ANETTE they did an INSERT CAREFULLY as just say , " SIMON SAYS JC PENNEY" and climb the hill to BAY HILL ST. BRUNO and be amazed!!!! Take this seriously as for your ANAL THERAPY when you are going in naturally which is " GOING IN DRY , INSERT CAREFULLY your ANUS RANGER SPACER and always pay attention to ANATOMICAL COMPLIANCE. 

 [ "Carefully, he's a hero..." ]

1: How you handle someone who's done a great service to all of mankind.

  * e.g.,  ... Mom: Tells dad to check on you Dad: Walks in mid fap Me: Please dad don't tell mom Dad: Winks and tells mom everything's fine Also Me: Carefully, he's a hero...