" posthaste "

 [ "posthaste" ]

1: Despite low lighting and doey-eyed (sic) coruscation dampened by same, the bright spirit that clamors through with a swiftness known only to spawning salmon on a path of destiny known only from inspiration, one making their way to the fur coat locations of a much talked about button only moments after sharing pleasantries of deeply fostered expectations, tempered by mutual self-doubt. In other, "Where's Shorty?" and "May I?'. Life can wait.

  * e.g.,  ... The seemingly fleeting period of time between meeting for the first time and some genital awareness that follows a very, very quick unzip and mutual consent and insertion between loving meat lips that could only be described as posthaste.. 

 [ "photographic evidence posthaste" ]

1: The gentlemen-like way of requesting pictures. More so than "PICS NAO" is anyway.

  * e.g.,  ... Person 1: "She then took her panties off and kissed my tophat and monocle!"