" humbugging "

 [ "humbugging" ]

1: a sexual position in which a male is on top of a female with her legs all the way over his shoulders and he is in a squatting position over her. done perfectly looks as if the two are in a ball.

  * e.g.,  ... i was humbugging her when she let out a huge qweef 

 [ "a humbug" ]

1: A cheat; a fraud; a quack; a scammer

  * e.g.,  ... I wouldn't buy a used car from that dealership. He has a reputation for being a humbug! BBB gives him a VERY low rating. 

 [ "Humbug" ]

1: The word "Humbug" has is a german word and a synonym for the word "Unsinn" which means "Nonsense".

  * e.g.,  ... "Mann, redest du einen Humbug!" 

 [ "Humbug" ]

2: It's a dialect thingie.

  * e.g.,  ... "Man, you're talking such a humbug!" 

 [ "humbug" ]

1: An expression of annoying disappointment. Popularized by the use of the character Scrooge in A Christmas Carol.

  * e.g.,  ... Man visits hooker. Taking off her panties, she reveals an enormous cock. 

 [ "Humbug" ]

1: To have a large gang fight, similar to a rumble but not usually set up first. Basically a surprise rumble between rival clubs.

  * e.g.,  ... "We tried to cut through the projects but had to Humbug when the assholes who lived there saw us and called us out." 

 [ "humbug" ]

1: 1) Opportunity derived from circumstance or a random situation.

  * e.g.,  ... ...Spent the last 6 months trying to hit a lick and finally came up on/from a humbug. 

 [ "humbug" ]

2: 2) Derived fortune initiated with no conscience effort or conspiracy

  * e.g.,  ... (Applies to previous example context, though definition is incorrect in its specificity) 

 [ "humbug" ]

3: 3) Small endeavor that yields significantly greater than expect benefits.

 [ "Humbugs" ]

1: The ladybugs, stinkbugs, or the like that nest in stored Christmas decorations and come alive at the unpacking.

  * e.g.,  ... I rarely rant on FB. But, I have stink bugs in my Christmas tree, and a tick on my ass. Bah humbugs! 

 [ "humbug" ]

1: A humbug is a very rare insect that crawls up your butt when you sleep, and starts humming songs

  * e.g.,  ... Jake: you hear that noise? 

 [ "Humbug" ]

1: What you get if you cross a Hummer with a VW.

  * e.g.,  ... What's that he's driving? 

 [ "Humbug" ]

1: In addition to it's origins. To happen upon- To accomplish or benefit from a situation with little or no effort - To have something of good or bad fortune happen out of the blue- or without expectation- Void of expectation

  * e.g.,  ... On the humbug, I went into McDonald to get some napkins, because my kid fell and scraped her knee. Where I ran into my old girl friend, I had not seen or talk to in more than ten years. She happened to be a doctor now, and helped me clean and inspect her knee. On the humbug, I got a raise at work today! My girl gave me some good loving today on the humbug. My friend stopped by my house today on the humbug.