" gammoning "

 [ "Gammon" ]

1: British slang, stereotype of a right-wing person who is seemingly always sunburned. The kind of person who thinks that "flour" is a spice, that there's too many Spaniards in Spain, and that they "Don't want any of that foreign muck" when abroad instead only eating Chips and Sausages

  * e.g.,  ... A: Did you see that guy over there? 

 [ "Gammon" ]

1: An old conservative Englishman who bickers on about minorities instead of helping solve the country's issues.

  * e.g.,  ... 1 : Dad keeps complaining about the Syrian couple across the road 

 [ "Gammon" ]

1: Predominantly directly towards white males but, can be directed to most caucasians. This is because when white people are being flustered/angry, they become pink in hue on their face, similar to a gammon.

  * e.g.,  ... Barry you are a fuckin’ Gammon. 

 [ "Gammon" ]

1: Northern Australian Slang (Primarily in the NT)

  * e.g.,  ...  "Nglah Gammon mate, i was only fuckin around" 

 [ "Gammon" ]

2: Popular among the aboriginal people and other people who have lived in the NT (especially alice springs) for a few years. Adjective used to express something is fake, a lie, boring or unfair.

  * e.g.,  ...  "You couldn't get a Stick on Tick? Thats Gammon as buddah!" 

 [ "Gammon" ]

3:  Adjective used to express someone is lying, scheming, boring or joking.

  * e.g.,  ...  "Come on bro, shout us one more yah gammon cunt!" 

 [ "Gammon" ]

4:  Saying used to express that you are joking or deceiving, it is generally said after either of the words; Nah, Nglah, Nlang, lang. Sometimes shortened to "Gahm" or "Gahn"

  * e.g.,  ...  "You're always being so gammon" 

 [ "Gammon" ]

1: Pronounced "Gair - (rhymes with yeah) minn/munn (rhymes with chin/done)" Northern Australian Slang (Primarily in the NT)

  * e.g.,  ...  "Nglah Gammon mate, i was only fuckin around" 

 [ "Gammon" ]

2: Adjective used to express something is fake, a lie, boring or unfair

  * e.g.,  ...  "You couldn't get a Stick on Tick? Thats Gammon as buddah!" 

 [ "Gammon" ]

3: Adjective used to express someone is lying, scheming, boring or joking

  * e.g.,  ...  "Come on bro, shout us one more yah gammon cunt!" 

 [ "Gammon" ]

4: Saying Used to express that you are joking, it is generally said after either of the words; Nah, Nglah, Nlang, Sometimes shortened to "Gahm" or "Gahn"

  * e.g.,  ...  "You're always being so gammon" 

 [ "gammon" ]

1: somethings wrong with u

  * e.g.,  ... oi mate ur a gammon 

 [ "Gammon" ]

1: A racial slur against white people, typically used in Great Britain.

  * e.g.,  ... John: Check out that gammon! 

 [ "Gammons" ]

1: Breasts

  * e.g.,  ... "Gammons!" OR "Check out her Gammons" OR "Nice Gams" (abbreviation) OR "serious chest hams" 

 [ "Gammon" ]

1: Term for female, indirectly refers to vagina also.

  * e.g.,  ... "Mate, did you get any gammon last night?" 

 [ "Gammon" ]

2: Could also be shortened to gam-gam, or simply gam. Can be described in many ways; such as "prime gammon", "moist gammon", "stale gammon" etc.

  * e.g.,  ... "Yeah, but it was stale. Bad times" "Shiiiiiiit! check out that prime gammon!" 

 [ "Gammon" ]

3: Could be used for when talking about females in general.

  * e.g.,  ... "too right! I'm erect!" "I haven't gotten my dick wet in ages, I fancy a bit of gam-gam on the go." 

 [ "Gammon" ]

4: Being "on the pull" could also be described as "on the prowl for some gammon"

  * e.g.,  ... "Get out of my house" "Any gammon coming to this party?" 

 [ "Gammon" ]

1: A word to describe the finest bit of ass... (The female type)

  * e.g.,  ... Person A: "Yo dude, check out that Gammon over there!" Person B: "Oh, hell yeah, wouldn't mind giving her a bit of my special seasoning!"