" hosed "

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1:  Messed up completely and without hope; to be in a hoplessly bad condition or position.

  * e.g.,  ... 1) This engine is hosed. The pistons are seized and the block is cracked. 

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2:  To spray with water from a hose.

  * e.g.,  ... 2) I hosed down the driveway this morning; now all the leaves and debris are gone. 

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3:  Swindled or taken advantage of by deception.

  * e.g.,  ... 3) I've been hosed! That Playstation I bought yesterday was an empty case weighted with rocks! 

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4:  To be waylaid and prevented from accomplishing something.

  * e.g.,  ... 4) A: You, sir, are a hoser. I have done nothing today due to you distracting me! B: Nary, madame, I have hosed you not! sources: 1) general usage, jargon 2) general usage, literal 3) southern central PA 4) JSD 

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1: utterly and undoubtedly affixiated in a troublesome situation

  * e.g.,  ... "we got hosed tommy, we got hosed" 

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2:  reflecting on a situation in a negative manner

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3: syn: Jacked, screwed, fucked

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1: the MIT version: to be completely mentally and physically exhausted from completing some form of academic work typically within the last 8 hours of it being due.

  * e.g.,  ... Man I am hosed, I stayed up all night finishing a pset. 

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1: to be intoxicated. to be drunk to the point of memory loss and the possibily of pissing the bed becomes high.

  * e.g.,  ... If we drink all these 40's we're gonna be hosed. 

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1: jargon: messed up, crashed

  * e.g.,  ... I tried to install windoze 2K, but the damn install hosed my system 

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1:  (transitive verb)to spray, soak, wash, or rinse something or somebody with water from a hose.

  * e.g.,  ... I'm too lazy.. lol.. and spleepy(rightnow).. to write an example..  

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2: (slang/transitive verb) To deceive or trick somebody.

  * e.g.,  ... Steven hosed my computer.. 

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3: (slang/transitive verb) To make a computer system nonfunctional or greatly degrade the performance of a system

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4: (Acronym) H.O.S.E.D. -> Hardware Or Software Error Detected

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6: Etymological thing (0_O):

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7: Old English hosa “leg covering, husk” (hence “flexible tube”). Ultimately from an Indo-European word meaning “to cover,” which is also the ancestor of English hut, scum, and sky.

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1: To be rejected

  * e.g.,  ... "Mike was trying to get into that club, but he got hosed." 

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1: impossibly busy with less time or resources to complete everything than available (as in trying to drink from a firehose). (context: MIT)

  * e.g.,  ... yo, wanna go to dinner? 

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1: Originally developed as 'short' for "rubber-hosed", as in beating someone or something severely with a rubber hose. It quickly expanded in popularity and use to mean pretty much anything or anybody really messed up.

  * e.g.,  ... As in "that's really hosed" dear brother, or 

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2: My college fraternity in Mpls, MN (Univ of MN)starting using this as 'code' around parents on parents-day at the fraternity; since we couldn't say something was "f*cked-up" in front of our parents. This was back in early 1970, a couple of years before Dave Thomas and Rick Moranis started using it in SCTV Doug & Bob McKenzie episodes. Since my fraternity brothers traveling to northern MN, Chicago, and even Canada on school breaks; I beleive SCTV picked it up from my fraternity brothers using it and spreading it around. I do. It was at least a couple of years before them that my frat-house brothers were using it.

  * e.g.,  ... you're gonna get "hosed" on that test you didn't study for!  

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1: shit-faced, loaded, hammered, pissed, wasted, intoxicated, drunk, fucked up, gone, or otherwise suffering effects of alcohol

  * e.g.,  ... Man, I had to be hosed to go home with that fat ho!