" misted "

 [ "misted" ]

1: Democrat spelling of the english word "missed".

  * e.g.,  ... Actual example from the back window of a Cadillac in the Social Security Office parking lot: "R.I.P. Rose, 

 [ "misted" ]

2: Definition: To feel sorrow and joy at the same time, while receiving a lost loved one's government subsidy.

  * e.g.,  ... You will be misted" 

 [ "Mist, the" ]

1: A short story written by the Great Stephen King which is published in the book "Skeleton Crew".

  * e.g.,  ... 1) "...for a moment he was out there, visible through the glass and the mist, like a figure seen through a milkscum..." 

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2: A mysterious Mist encompases an entire town, and within the mist are extremely dangeruous, terrifying creatures that will devour you in disgusting ways.

 [ "Mist, the" ]

3: A few members of the town try to survive within a super market - can they make it?

 [ "Mist" ]

1: When someone is sensibly drunk.

  * e.g.,  ... He's bare mist! 

 [ "Misted" ]

1: Misted- To get extremely fucked up off Canadian Mist Whiskey.

  * e.g.,  ... Ey homes, im so fucking misted right now. 

 [ "mist" ]

1: When you feel the fresh mountainous air and feel generally good and calm. Usually towards the morning or late evening do you feel much mist.

  * e.g.,  ... " yo the MIST right now." "Oh yes, I love mist." 

 [ "MIST" ]

1: An acronym for "Maybe I've Said This".

  * e.g.,  ... MIST, but that hat makes you look really stupid. MIST, but i'm not going to be saying "Maybe I've said this" anymore. I'm going to be saying MIST instead. 

 [ "Mist" ]

1: Literally the name of someone who is the Jesus of Fortnite and any other video game.

  * e.g.,  ... Damn my G Mist is slaying out there. 

 [ "Misted" ]

1: The phenomenon when a male must take a urinal next to another man who then urinates with such force, the urine bounces off the porcelain and sprays the unsuspecting man who is thus "misted"

  * e.g.,  ... Man 1: "Damn only urinal left...I really have to go though, ahh fuck it." 

 [ "Misted" ]

1: To be in the process of getting fucked up

  * e.g.,  ... Dude I think I starting to get misted. 

 [ "Miste" ]

1: Can replace a swear

  * e.g.,  ... What the MISTE?! 

 [ "Miste" ]

2: Can be used in pretty much any context

  * e.g.,  ... OH MISTE!