" humidified "

 [ "humidifier" ]

1: A Humidifier is essentially a large electrical bong that makes the air moist.

  * e.g.,  ... its's dry in here, we need a damn humidifier. 

 [ "swedish humidifier" ]

1: Similar to the swedish hummer

  * e.g.,  ... After Dick and Jane finished their Swedish humidifier, they were able to enjoy the perfect aroma and humidity in order to rest from their tiresome day. 

 [ "swedish humidifier" ]

2: (n) when a male's sexual partner performs fellatio on him and spits the resulting excretion into a humidifier filled with diluted dark chocolate and water, allowing the substances to mix together; the two partners then breath in the humid spunk/chocolate mixture;

 [ "Redneck Humidifier" ]

1: A burning hot skillet when you take it off the gas stove, and throw it into a sink full of water. It works best with a bit of grease.

  * e.g.,  ... Miller: “Shucks, Dan. This sun’s got mah’ skin feelin’ mighty crispy. Y’all got any lotion ‘round these parts?” Dan: “Don’t need no lotion, ‘cauze I got the good ol’ redneck humidifier heatin’ up on the stove.”