" guideline "

 [ "Guidelines" ]

1: As an editor, you decide what gets published. Use these guidelines while you make your decisions.

  * e.g.,  ... Me: sorry dude, you don't meet the guidelines, by saying that you have a big cock 

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2:  Publish celebrity names but reject friends' names.

  * e.g.,  ... dude when he open his Email saying that his UD Definition wasn't accepted: Dude! I have a massive cock! haters... 

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3: Publish definitions of Jennifer Lopez because she's famous, but reject my girlfriend Sally.

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4: First names are okay, because they don't identify a specific person.

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5: Same for bands and schools: publish if popular and reject if unknown.

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6:  Publish racial and sexual slurs but reject racist and sexist entries.

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7: Entries can document discrimination but not endorse it.

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8: People use slurs in everyday speech, so they should be published.

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9:  Publish opinions.

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10: Don't reject an entry just because it's opinionated. Opinions are useful to readers unfamiliar with a topic.

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11: Don't reject an entry because you disagree or are offended.

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12: Don't reject an entry because you think it's inaccurate.

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13:  Publish place names.

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14: Publish names, nicknames and area codes of neighborhoods and cities.

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15:  Publish non-slang words. Ignore misspellings and swearing.

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16: Any word from your life belongs here, so don't reject an entry just because it's in a real dictionary.

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17: Don't reject an entry because it's misspelled or includes swearing.

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18:  Publish jokes.

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19: Publish sarcastic entries.

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20: Reject inside jokes only the author's friends would understand.

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21:  Reject sexual violence.

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22: Reject made-up violent sexual acts.

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23:  Reject nonsense. Be consistent on duplicates.

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24: Reject nonsensical, circular, unspecific or all-caps entries.

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25: Reject entries with non-English definitions (non-English words and examples are okay).

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26: Be consistent if you see two similar entries.

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27:  Reject ads for web sites.

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28: Reject spammy defs that are written to advertise web sites.

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29: 10. Publish if it looks plausible.

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30: It's better to publish a plausible entry than to reject it.

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31: You might not have heard the word, but it could be the next hyphy.

 [ "guidelines" ]

1: Rules that keep objects in line. Be those objects websites, people, or bubbles. Because bubbles are righteous.

  * e.g.,  ...  Publish celebrity names but reject friends' names. 

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1: Guidelines are made for people who are stupid, or who have an attitude problem that affects their decisions. Guidelines are there to protect us from morons and the emotionally unstable.

  * e.g.,  ... Man at an Empoyment Service interview desk: I'd really shaft this guy, because I have an attitude problem about his sort, but unfortunately I must follow the guidelines laid down, for idiots like me. 

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1: Invisible chains, or strings.

  * e.g.,  ... The guidelines, restrictions, and mandates were an attempt at forcing people to behave a certain way. 

 [ "Content Guidelines" ]

1: Content Guidelines can be defined as: A The thing nobody reviews before making a definition

  * e.g.,  ... "But your honor, they didn't review the Content Guidelines!" 

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2: B a companies excuse to getting out of a bad situation

 [ "Community Guidelines" ]

1: That really long thing nobody reads but agrees too anyways. See also Content Guidelines.

  * e.g.,  ... "I agree to the community guidelines" 

 [ "Guideline 7" ]

1: The 7th Rule in the Urban dictionary guidelines which is never obeyed... It states that you must Reject made up acts of sexual violence... like WTF thats what 50% of UD is anyway... \m/ Long live Defiance against G7 \m/ ON UD CHAT:

  * e.g.,  ... Tim: hmmm. should i accept Bleeding Ass Rape With Cut Sausage? UDgdygdy: No, Tim, Remember Guideline Be a good editor. Tim: Lol, Fuck you, im addin this shit! 

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1: Bullshit, Nothing but bullshit. also, a thinly gised term used when censoring speech (like I expect this may get when I submit it) when it is too difficult for the moderator to acknowledge the truth that exists. (like there being a way to recover data from an iphone, or repair a non booting xbox)

  * e.g.,  ... Thank you for your post but since this is a thread that Violates the ************ Forum Community Guidelines we will be locking it. As stated under Rule (2) Please do not discuss or post links to any topic that could violate the Terms Of Use. This includes ANY discussion of self-repair. Please only suggest official support procedures as noted on official support pages on nameyourcorporatesleezebag.com. 

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1: Legit just aggravating why have community guidelines if no one reads them and plus I have broken so many guidelines Jesus Christ but I do enjoy exterminating the fucking Jews from the earth

  * e.g.,  ... Why do community guidelines exist 

 [ "Bland Guidelines" ]

1: A set of design and brand guidelines created for a company by an evidently boring and talentless artworker. They’re so dull you wonder how the designer ever got their job. They probably went to art college on daddy’s money as no talent for anything else.

  * e.g.,  ... OMG, have you seen the new Scottish Tourism Bland Guidelines Peter sent through? They’re awful.