" guardians "

 [ "The Guardian" ]

1: A formerly reputable left-leaning newpaper.In recent times has acted as the avant-garde of social marxism in the form of identity politics and the cult of victimhood.Often takes the side of the enemies of modern civilization on the flimsiest standpoints. In essence, not worth the money or the web search. Representative of the spiritual and social paralysis in the Western World.

  * e.g.,  ... Me:"Did you read that article on The Guardian?". 

 [ "guardian" ]

1: a protector of "hightened" entities they can bond to a single charge or become a "keeper" of many

  * e.g.,  ... they are the angels to your gods 

 [ "guardian" ]

2: it is there role to watch out for those in there care putting there life on the line

  * e.g.,  ... they are the demons to you devils 

 [ "guardian" ]

3: in times of need they can make the impossible, possible

  * e.g.,  ... they are like wind and shadow constant yet unseen once they form a bond 

 [ "guardian" ]

4: they are like that as gods of the watch tower

  * e.g.,  ... they are your guardian all you but need to do is ask and they will be there 

 [ "guardian" ]

5: they are gifed with powers though they differe from one to the other

 [ "guardian" ]

6: if they are a wind swept winged their master is on to them self few in numbers now they are said to rise once more when they are needed

 [ "The Guardian" ]

1: The Grauniad is a British left-wing populist rag read by the tweed and corduroy crowd at second rate liberal arts college's . It is known mostly for it's hatred of the United State's, Israel, and Western civilization. It's writer's are fatuous political pimps who write in the style of a frantic housewife whose husband just left her for a younger woman: bitter and vindictive.

  * e.g.,  ... "I couldn't find the Socialist Worker so I'm reading The Guardian." 

 [ "The Guardian" ]

2: The Guardian is required reading if you are middle-class, wear a Che Guevara t-shirt, and like to read books about the Baader-Meinhof gang and Red Brigades.

 [ "Guardian" ]

1: An entity which is there to protect an area of interest or object of value. Typically a living animal, plant or inanimate object which prevents anything from getting past it. Some examples include a cow guardian, a goose guardian, a nettle guardian or a tractor guardian.

  * e.g.,  ... Person 1: I want to go into Springkell to see the river. 

 [ "Guardian" ]

1: One chosen by a goddess to serve as her protector. Guardians normally are known to have great powers witch is necessary to protect the goddess from all who would want to cause her harm. It is common for a guardian to fall in love with their charge making the link between them stronger.

  * e.g.,  ... Rex Quicksilver was Chosen by the earth goddess Nayru to be her Guardian and protect her from the humans who want her dead... 

 [ "guardian" ]

1: A woman's chosen ally, usually a man, who goes out of his or her way to protect her from harm and comfort her in times of need. The guardian status is similar to that of a significant other, only without romantic action.

  * e.g.,  ... girl - "I don't just need a friend, I need a guardian"  

 [ "the guardian" ]

1: The Guardian daily newspaper is a morally repungent piece of liberal claptrap that promotes lefties and commie lib-lab-middleclass-car-haters that want to turn Britain into the "EUSSR"

  * e.g.,  ... I don't read that leftie shit(the guardian), only the Express, Mail and to a lesser extent The Sun know what the news is all about 

 [ "Guardian" ]

1: Administrator on mapMonkeys, a glitching community with 49,653 members. He's a total badass, and keeps the forums clean. He probably met Chuck Norris once or twice.

  * e.g.,  ... Member on mM: Hey who wants to talk about Call of Duty in this Halo thread? Guardian: Hell no! LOCKED. Rezzzo (other admin): But I wanted to lock it! 

 [ "Guardians" ]

1: Century old orangization of order and peace whose sole reason for coming into being was to prevent the Shadows from gaining power through corruption. Guided the resistance during The SKN War.

  * e.g.,  ... "So the strong do not do all that they please, this is the reason rules are made" - Ovis 

 [ "Guardian" ]

1: In the hallowed and ancient game of Starcraft, a powerful zerg air unit. Capable of reigning mass destruction from afar, a swarm of guardians were oft the demise of a defenseless n00b. However, guardians are incapable of attacking other air units, and are weak in that sense.

  * e.g.,  ... the(42)answer:w00t! Crabs on the way! 

 [ "Guardian" ]

2: Guardians are affectionately known as "crabs" by more experienced players, because their sprite resembles greatly a crab.

  * e.g.,  ... IrTeHlEeT: wtf are crabs?