" custodian "

 [ "custodian" ]

1: The only reason establishments are able to properly function. The only reason the Breakfast Club is what it is. The only reason our world is a some-what sanitary place. My strange affection for custodians cannot be placed into words, as they are too SKILLED for human comprehension.

  * e.g.,  ... It was no coincidence that my best friend's and my lockers were smack dab between the custodians' lair... 

 [ "custodian" ]

1: An insult you lay on somebody when they do or say something stupid.

  * e.g.,  ... You wiped your ass with Poison Ivy? What a custodian!! 

 [ "custodian" ]

1: stupid dumb uneducated fucks who clean buildings

  * e.g.,  ... My 5th grade Math teacher told me that the only thing I can amount to in my miserable life is becoming a custodian. Look where I am now. Cleaning the entire building from bottom to top. 

 [ "Custodian" ]

1: A person who is responsible of taking care or protecting something.

  * e.g.,  ... Yes, he is the custodian of this ship. 

 [ "Custodian" ]

1: A fucking janitor you walnuts

  * e.g.,  ... Jeff: the custodian looks like a janitor 

 [ "Calcutta Custodian" ]

1: A sex act - when a female is puking with both hands on the toilet, the male inserts his penis into the womans vagina and begins to pump her so hard that her head bobs in and out of the bowl

  * e.g.,  ... I walked into the crapper at Moe's Tavern and gave that scracco Jane a Calcutta Custodian 

 [ "courtesy custodian" ]

1: The act of cleaning one's own mess (especially concerning personal hygiene) made in a public place, such as cleaning your hair out of the community shower or wiping "sprinkle" off the toilet seat, simply out of courtesy for the rest of the general public who have to use the utility after you.

  * e.g.,  ... Sharon always courtesy custodians her toothpaste out of the sink when she's living in the dorms. 

 [ "Custodian Kiss" ]

1: To be taken into a Janitor’s closet and proceed to be facefucked.

  * e.g.,  ... Some Dude: “I can’t wait to Custodian Kiss that girl!” Other Guy: “Dude that girl is alive!” 

 [ "cum custodian" ]

1: some body who cleans up cum for a living

  * e.g.,  ... my mom is a cum custodian because she washes my sheets 

 [ "combat custodian" ]

1: Servicemen in the military that don't do anything productive except clean and do landscaping work while they wait to be trained. Duties include raking lines in sand, police calls in parking lots, and other useless chores for the military.

  * e.g.,  ... Private 1: I signed up to shoot shit. Why the hell am I raking sand? Private 2: Get used to it, kid. You're a combat custodian now. Attack the ground aggressively!!!