" janitor "

 [ "janitor" ]

1: ie Master of the custodial arts

  * e.g.,  ... "I am a master of the custodial arts, or janitor if you wanna be a dick about it!" 

 [ "janitor" ]

1: people who beat the shit out of low hp players in a video game/clean up people who just finished a battle.

  * e.g.,  ... that fucking janitor killed me 

 [ "janitor" ]

1: A player in halo 2 that waits for two players to engage in combat and then kills both of them. He gets credit for kills that he didnt earn by cleaning up like a janitor.

  * e.g.,  ... "Mike you are such a janitor. You didnt have one legit kill you puss." 

 [ "janitor" ]

1: n): A guy that hooks up late in the night at a bar or a party, by 'sweeping up" the leftover drunk chicks. It generally refers to hooking up with riffraff, but can be used as a shrewd tactic if played with the right timing.

  * e.g.,  ... "Rick's game aint so good, most of his hookups come from playing janitor" 

 [ "janitor" ]

2: v): The act of playing janitor.

  * e.g.,  ... "Last night Ray totally janitored that hot asian girl from the sorority house down the block." 

 [ "janitor" ]

1: To be intoxicated.

  * e.g.,  ... I'm so janitored. 

 [ "janitor" ]

2: Also used as an adj.

  * e.g.,  ... we're getting janitored tonight. 

 [ "janitor" ]

1: A hypocrite who is always wrong but never will admit it so he likes to silence anyone's opinions. Also has the ugliest kid I have ever laid eyes on.

  * e.g.,  ... Your opinions do not matter because I am JANITOR and what I said goes. 

 [ "janitor" ]

1: a player in a FPS (or any other multiplayer game which involves fast action and guns) who sits back as other players duke it out in a firefight, and makes an appearance after the victor of the duel is left with a little amount of health and kill him/her for an easy kill. Much like a janitor cleans up after a mess.

  * e.g.,  ... Dude, its no fun playing Halo with you anymore because all you do is janitor with your assault rifle. 

 [ "janitor" ]

1: when you are fucking some brod and then let her head down on the flow and use her hair as a mop.

  * e.g.,  ... hence as a janitor mops up the floor! 

 [ "janitor" ]

1: a drunk internet team speak server admin who likes to feel important so he bans people and kicks them to make himself feel better because he has a very sad life outside of the internet and has to feel big on teamspeak...i hope they get drunk and get in an accident and Die...

  * e.g.,  ... hey speidel..u were making humming noises so im retarded and im going to ban you cause im peipers but buddy 

 [ "Janitor" ]

1: A genius failed by the education system who can secretly answer math problems at a post-collegiate level but doesn't reveal this talent until it is too late.

  * e.g.,  ... Matt Damon: DON'T DO IT, MAN! NOT YOU, MAN!!!!