" grumped "

 [ "Grump Grump" ]

1: A motherfuckin' grumpy-ass dog. He's always grumping and being rude. He doesn't have anything to grump about (except maybe that our McDonald's doesn't have $1 McDoubles) but he continuously grumps. Also a cheapskate and is not forthcoming with kisses or snugs.

  * e.g.,  ... Zack: Hey let's go smoke synthetic marijuana!!! Em: I can't. I have to take this Grump Grump to the vet to get this cone off his head. He's grumping about it. 

 [ "Grump" ]

1: A nickname that is commonly used for Grandparents and Great Grandparents. The name generally is used for attractive great grandparents, who are with younger women or men.

  * e.g.,  ...  Me and Grump went to brunch this morning. Grump is sexy. 

 [ "Grumping it" ]

1: When you skip a tutorial in a video game, and get stuck or lost in something the tutorial taught. A reference to Arin (Egoraptor) of the youtube channel Game Grumps, who would always skip tutorials.

  * e.g.,  ... "Bro, you're grumping it! You shouldn't have skipped the tutorial." 

 [ "grump" ]

1: noun: when you shit on the ground. grump = ground + dump

  * e.g.,  ... When doodie calls and there isn't a bathroom around, take a grump. Backpacking ventures almost always entail grumps. 

 [ "Grumping" ]

1: When a person grind/dry humps a person alive or dead

  * e.g.,  ... "Did you see tom and tracy grumping at jimmys party last night?" " dude I totally practiced grumping on my pillow last night." 

 [ "grumps" ]

1: a certain state of mind characterized by grumpiness and a generally disagreeable demeanor

  * e.g.,  ... Reia spilled her beer all over her self, and was grumps for the rest of the night. 

 [ "Grumping" ]

1: The act of making an exaggerated frown in the shape of an upside down "U." Often used when someone is being ridiculed in a joking situation.

  * e.g.,  ... While grumping be sure to make your frown as curvy and unpleasant as possible 

 [ "grump" ]

1: A particulary difficult yet ultimately satisfying bowel movement.

  * e.g.,  ... That was a hell of a grump I just took. 

 [ "Grump" ]

1: “A mythical Creature so elusive that to actually see one would bring untold good fortune” referenced in the movie One Week

  * e.g.,  ... I’m going to ride my motorcycle across Canada in search of Grumps 

 [ "grump" ]

1: 1) the disposal of a bad attitude or exceptionally grumpy perspective. 2) The byproduct of general grumpiness

  * e.g.,  ... agitated venting girlfriend: "We never do what I want to do! We always go to all the stupid bars YOU want and hang out with YOUR friends and...OMG these pants dont fit me anymore?!! FML" boyfriend: "wow...sounds like someone needs to take a grump"