" bitched "

 [ "bitched" ]

1: When a person gets dissed.

  * e.g.,  ... You just got bitched. 

 [ "bitched" ]

1: in the middle in the back seat.

  * e.g.,  ... " hey, rays bitched this time not me!" 

 [ "bitched" ]

1: when someone gets completely demolished in something, generally, but not always, a sporting event.

  * e.g.,  ... Mom: go do your chores stevie 

 [ "bitched" ]

1: when a guy does some unneccessary shit for a girl beause he thinks it will help him get some pussy even though evryone knows there is no chance of that happening

  * e.g.,  ... when hersh was taking the sats, steph called and said "hersh my vagina is bloody, bring me a tampon" so hersh got up, went to a&p, bought some tampax, brought it her, and left. then two days later, after hersh finishes doing all of stephs homework, and finishes walking her dog and cleaning up its shit with his bare hands, he is at his grandmas funeral when steph calls and says, "hersh im done with this tampon, come throw it out for me. hersh runs to his car, goes up in the bathroom grabs the tampon, rubs it on his cock because that is the closest his cock will ever come to her pussy and then throws it out. 

 [ "bitched" ]

1: A vinyl record or CD which has been scratched badly enough that it is unplayable.

  * e.g.,  ... "I lent you my Gaetano Parisio 12" and it came back bitched." 

 [ "bitched" ]

1: Can refer to any piece of machinery or other tangible thing that is damaged beyond reasonable repair or use.

  * e.g.,  ... "My car's so bitched that the rear springs came right through the floor!" 

 [ "bitched" ]

1: The state of someone whose best friend has ditched them for a hot chick/girlfriend.

  * e.g.,  ... "Dude, I can't believe Roy just bitched you to chase after Megan." 

 [ "bitched" ]

1: Someone gets bitched when you shake their hand and say, "Bitch."

  * e.g.,  ... Person 1 and Person 2: *shakes hands* 

 [ "bitched" ]

1: Used to describe something that has been but into a perverted or bastardized form.

  * e.g.,  ... Protestantism is a bitched version of Christianity. 

 [ "bitched" ]

1: after dissing someone, shout 'bitched' rather than 'boyed'. Often used after 'yo mama' or 'like your face' jokes

  * e.g.,  ... 1st person: your clothes are ugly