" grump "

 [ "grump" ]

1: noun: when you shit on the ground. grump = ground + dump

  * e.g.,  ... When doodie calls and there isn't a bathroom around, take a grump. Backpacking ventures almost always entail grumps. 

 [ "grump" ]

1: A particulary difficult yet ultimately satisfying bowel movement.

  * e.g.,  ... That was a hell of a grump I just took. 

 [ "grump" ]

1: 1) the disposal of a bad attitude or exceptionally grumpy perspective. 2) The byproduct of general grumpiness

  * e.g.,  ... agitated venting girlfriend: "We never do what I want to do! We always go to all the stupid bars YOU want and hang out with YOUR friends and...OMG these pants dont fit me anymore?!! FML" boyfriend: "wow...sounds like someone needs to take a grump" 

 [ "grump" ]

1: A poo that requires a minimum of 10 wipes or 6 wipes + 1 cottonelle.

  * e.g.,  ... Oh man, i gotta get to the bathroom and grump before Im sittin in a puddle of mud. 

 [ "grump" ]

1: To take a dump while walking.

  * e.g.,  ... I was walking back from school the other day, and I totally grumped. It was epic! 

 [ "grump" ]

1:  (adj) to be hot or attractive in an aesthetic way, especially wearing clothing or apparel.

  * e.g.,  ...  "mm girl you lookin grump tonight!" 

 [ "grump" ]

2:  (adj) an adjective describing something pleasing to one of the five senses, ie taste or smell

  * e.g.,  ...  "this food is grump" 

 [ "grump" ]

3:  (n) someone's personal space, namely reffering to "your grill" or "your personal bubble"

  * e.g.,  ...  "oh hell na, that ho better get out of my grump!" 

 [ "grump" ]

1: when a males penis is stuck in one position and can not move it.

  * e.g.,  ... Ashley:FUCK! hurry tom my mom is coming home!  

 [ "grump" ]

1: humph, darn it

  * e.g.,  ... oh grump! 

 [ "Grump Grump" ]

1: A motherfuckin' grumpy-ass dog. He's always grumping and being rude. He doesn't have anything to grump about (except maybe that our McDonald's doesn't have $1 McDoubles) but he continuously grumps. Also a cheapskate and is not forthcoming with kisses or snugs.

  * e.g.,  ... Zack: Hey let's go smoke synthetic marijuana!!! Em: I can't. I have to take this Grump Grump to the vet to get this cone off his head. He's grumping about it. 

 [ "Grumping it" ]

1: When you skip a tutorial in a video game, and get stuck or lost in something the tutorial taught. A reference to Arin (Egoraptor) of the youtube channel Game Grumps, who would always skip tutorials.

  * e.g.,  ... "Bro, you're grumping it! You shouldn't have skipped the tutorial."