" grandmother "

 [ "grandmother" ]

1: any kindly, sweet old woman who will happily boost your self-esteem and write you letters and love you. tends to know lots of neat old songs and obscure, off-color jokes. generally much cooler and less scary than one's actual mother.

  * e.g.,  ... be nice to your grandmother- or you'll wind up in hell. 

 [ "grandmother" ]

1: Parent's mother.

  * e.g.,  ... My grandmother is a good person. 

 [ "grandmother" ]

1: Description of warmth for a grandchild under five years old

  * e.g.,  ... wonderful weeks spent with my widdly-woo grandmother 

 [ "Grandmother" ]

1: An amazing human being who will spoil you to bits

  * e.g.,  ... My grandmother always bakes cookies. 

 [ "Grandmothered In" ]

1: Used to describe the phenomenon where a middle aged or older man continues to stay with his wife despite the fact that if he were single, he wouldn’t give a second look to women his wife’s age. From the wife’s perspective, she has effectively become grandmothered in.

  * e.g.,  ... “I should have never left him. Sure he wasn't perfect, but now I’m stuck dating these viejos. I didn’t realize that I was grandmothered in.” 

 [ "cher's grandmother" ]

1: A butt ugly man.

  * e.g.,  ... Man Mel's new boyfriend gone a Cher's grandmother! 

 [ "Hubert's Grandmother" ]

1: The sexiest human being ever. Quite attractive but kind of takes things too fast. She usually tells Hubert that 'somebody at du phone 4 u'. She has a relationship with Hubert's friends Tin Nooyin. She is extremely hot and is kind of a slag. She usually spends days out and sleeps elsewhere. She is rude but honest. And She hates Ichibon Sushi.

  * e.g.,  ... Person 1: Hubert told me his grandmother gave him some special favours when she saw his good grades. 

 [ "Grandmother Qua" ]

1: A Grandmother Qua is when you are masterbauting and you have an orgasm, then your grandmother walks in the room and you have a double orgasm.

  * e.g.,  ... Last night was so crazy! I felt like I was having a Grandmother Qua! 

 [ "grandmother food" ]

1: The amazing food grandmothers are known to make.

  * e.g.,  ... Tom: Hey what did you eat for dinner last night? 

 [ "praying grandmothers" ]

1: your grandmothers prayer protecting you

  * e.g.,  ... “i got praying grandmothers for niggas who hate”