" ancestry "

 [ "Ancestrious" ]

1: Adjective to honor an ancestor; exhibiting a mannerism that shows respect for elders that have passed on.

  * e.g.,  ... The portrait displayed on her shirt spoke for her ancestrious demeanor. The child was taught to be ancestrious 

 [ "Ancestry" ]

1: Like Incest but requires you to go back in time to fuck your ancestors.

  * e.g.,  ... Two people on ancestry. Person one: "Hey! Where have you been? I haven't seen you in a while." Person two: "Time travelling to fuck my ancestors" Person one: "Eww, That's incest!" Person two: "No it's not, It's Ancest" 

 [ "Ancestry Outed" ]

1: When family secrets get exposed after using an at home DNA kit.

  * e.g.,  ... "Hey man, just found out that I got a half- brother in California. Looks like dad was messing around." "Yea looks like he got Ancestry Outed" 

 [ "Alabama Ancestry" ]

1: The #1 most popular dating site in the state of Alabama

  * e.g.,  ... William! Check it out! I just matched with my 3rd cousin on Alabama Ancestry! This site is fuckin' awesome! 

 [ "jewish ancestry" ]

1: A common name for sound files depicting the burning fires of a wood oven.

  * e.g.,  ... "Hey, Steve, why'd you send me a sound file called jewish ancestry?" 

 [ "Ancestry Outed" ]

1: When family secrets get exposed due to the use of an at home DNA testing kit.

  * e.g.,  ... "Yea, turns out I have a half sister in New York that also lines up with one of my dad's business trips. Looks like he just got Ancestry Outed" 

 [ "Your ancestry incestry" ]

1: The new addition to the your mom gay trilogy

  * e.g.,  ... John: "Your mom gay" 

 [ "Ur ancestry incestry" ]

1: No living mortal can survive after this insult, so it is seldom use amongst the commonfolk

  * e.g.,  ... Johnson: "you're mom gay 

 [ "Ur Ancestry Full Of Faggotry" ]

1: An unblockable attack on ones ancestral heritage, no force on earth can counter this insult the only option is to resign oneself to death

  * e.g.,  ... Robert: Hey Paul Paul: Hey Robert guess what? 

 [ "your ancestry incestry" ]

1: The final comeback against any insult, its so powerful its defies the "no u" comeback of any sort.

  * e.g.,  ... "Hey Garry your mom gay"