" endorsements "

 [ "ENDORSE" ]

1: When you endorse something, you are applauding it for its success, or simply because you enjoyed that one thing. Or it can just mean you liked it.

  * e.g.,  ... On Nexus, a modding site, people endorse a mod because they enjoyed it or were very impressed with it. 

 [ "endorsement" ]

1: Putting your "A.W. yeah" seal of approval on something.

  * e.g.,  ... Alani gave her endorsement to door six. 

 [ "endorsement bombing" ]

1: On LinkedIn, you can add skills to others profiles by "endorsing them". Endorsing people for nonsensical skills — like "Fashion" for neck-beard computer programmers or "Ice Cream" for just about anyone — leads to hilarity for all.

  * e.g.,  ... Oh man, I spent some time endorsement bombing the shit outta Josh the other day. His mom is gonna flip when she see he's recommended for his Bondage skills. 

 [ "compensated endorser" ]

1: A new euphemism for "paid actor". Commonly found on late night infomercials and programming on television stations with a high amount of senior citizens as its viewer base.

  * e.g.,  ... "Don't take our word for it, though! Ask compensated endorser Tom Kruze for his opinion!" "I was worried that trying Extenze was not only unhealthy, but completely pointless and fiscally irresponsible, but now, my schlort is still worth precisely nothing!" 

 [ "Farrakhan Endorsement" ]

1: n. Inability for the person to endorse a person because of an individuals status. Usually they are a controversial figure or diametrically opposed to the candidates views. It also entails picking the lesser of the evils and having an overall disdain for the institution of the government.

  * e.g.,  ... Ron Pauls support of Obama. He is a republican so he has to give him a Farrakhan Endorsement. Colin Powell saying he is "undecided" about who he will vote for. Sharpton saying "I realize I will hurt a candidate, so I wont endorse him." 

 [ "kendo endorsing" ]

1: Ass fucking in an intricate way that involves a skilled professional in order to do so.

  * e.g.,  ... Did you here that last night Nick totally was kendo endorsing Maddie?!! She's such a whore! 

 [ "cream endorsement" ]

1: the release by authority of sex wee most commonly in the face of a servile bint especially whilst fawnicating with a prostitute or female of similar social status... possibly a girlfriend that will obey this special rule of spunking combat

  * e.g.,  ... GUY 1 'did you see your whore last night?' GUY 2 'yeh, I covered her face with man cream' GUY 1 'Dude that's pure cream endorsement' 

 [ "Reverse Psychology Endorsement" ]

1: A type of endorsement (usually done by celebrities) that tricks people into thinking a celebrity is not being paid to promote or endorse a product/company. A celebrity may talk down about a company or a company may even make a publicity stunt to pay the celebrity not to promote their product/company. You think there is no endorsement deal, but in reality, you're being tricked into seeing that product/company's name.

  * e.g.,  ... In August 2011, Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino, from MTV's Jersey Shore, was offered a significant sum of money by Abercrombie & Fitch Co. to NOT wear A&F clothes. Reverse Psychology Endorsement 

 [ "Endorsing the Tramp Stamp" ]

1: After having amazing and rough doggystyle sex with a hot female librarian with a lower back tatoo, you nut all over the tatoo. Before she can stand up or turn around, you full-force windmill slap the tatoo. If done correctly, she will crash through the floor, landing on your dining room table.

  * e.g.,  ...  Did you hear what Jason did to Mrs. Abbott?!?! 

 [ "I fully endorse that product" ]

1: A reply to a good suggestion, an agreement

  * e.g.,  ... "Do you like chicken wings?"