" signatures "

 [ "signature" ]

1: When someone writes his/her own name in cursive, usually illegible.

  * e.g.,  ... Guy1: Awesome! I got Kristen Stewart's signature! 

 [ "signature" ]

1: User-defined message which is attached to all of said user's posts. Signatures come in these types:

  * e.g.,  ... "OMG I GOT SIG'D! Its kinda sad when som1 gets ecxited when theyre in a signature, but who cares!!" 

 [ "signature" ]

2:  * Flashy show-off signature with a HUGE image in it. These are hardly ever done by the user carrying it. It is usually accompanied with some lame anime character no one cares about. They all look the same, because they probably all followed the same dang tutorial.

  * e.g.,  ... "I'm listening to: Hamper Case by Green Gay. Uptime: 2 hours, 31 minutes" 

 [ "signature" ]

3:  * Animation hell. This guy loves animated GIFs, and it shows. Not funny, and your computer will start your second fan. I hope you have a content blocker handy.

  * e.g.,  ... "Do the Kirby Dance!!! <('.'<) ^('.')^ (>'.')>" 

 [ "signature" ]

4:  * Proud users. These are the idiots with 10 "something user" banners in their signatures. They also have a huge "GET FIREFOX (or die)" button.

 [ "signature" ]

5:  * The "no one cares but me" signature. These guys have a huge "I'm listening to:" thing. Most of the time, they're listening to some new punk/emo band that you probably hate. They also include random facts about themselves, as if someone cared. These are combined with Flashy or Proud signature types for a double suck attack.

 [ "signature" ]

6:  * General GameFAQs user's signature. These have anime quotes from Naruto, Sailor Moon 'n the rest of that crap. No doubt it will have a nice fad included with it, such as "Fox for sex" or "I won't change this until...." Sometimes they include a quote everybody has heard before, in a sad attempt at looking somewhat intelligent. Bland quotes from other GameFAQs users appear at times.

 [ "signature" ]

7:  * The useful signature. I cannot comment on these since no one has ever spotted one. Maybe you can be the first. No wait, better yet, don't have a signature at all.

 [ "signature" ]

1: It is the new, hip way of describing something that is totally cool and unique. Another variant could be "signacha".

  * e.g.,  ... That restaurant we went to today was SO signature dude!" or "My kid is like no other. She's signature yo! 

 [ "signature" ]

1: After flushing down a #2, the culprit leaves behind only a piece of poo stained toilet paper.

  * e.g.,  ... I walked into Bonnie's bathroom and saw that someone left their signature in her toilet, gross! 

 [ "signature" ]

1: a small banner-shaped picture that is used to display ones name on an online fourm. Usually made with photoshop, many of these are rather impressive.

  * e.g.,  ... I made 20 signatures for this foum today. 

 [ "signature" ]

1: dem tings you scribble at the end of the page to let the damn world know who the fuck you are

  * e.g.,  ... Her: Please put your signature here *indicates* 

 [ "Signature" ]

1: Anything below a post on a forum to show an idea, place or thing. Can be showen in a picture, antimation, or "Photoshoped" picture.

  * e.g.,  ... Hey dude check out Steve's new sig. 

 [ "Signatures" ]

1: Useless links on the bottom of forum posts to make Google think your site is cool.

  * e.g.,  ... I really hate that forum, it's full of scammers and geeks, but I will post something so Google thinks my site got game. Hold on, lemme add my signatures before I make a post, I hope I don't need more than posts to get one. 

 [ "signature losses" ]

1: A fictional term first used by San Diego State University men's basketball fans in 2012 to describe their losses to Arizona and Syracuse.

  * e.g.,  ... Our signature losses are better than your teams best wins. 

 [ "Signature Watch" ]

1: A term created by a fella who wore his GOLDEN Cartier and called it "my new signature watch". a signature watch can mean a lot of things, including but not limited to:

  * e.g.,  ... Guy 1: look at this fella, he kinda looks like Majin Buu. 

 [ "Signature Watch" ]

2: 1- a watch you wear when you want to sign a document. 2- a watch you wear when you want to rock your Gucci dad shoes. 3- a watch to wear when you want to watch (no pun intended) your wife get pegged by the AD that gave you the signature watch. 4- a watch to wear when you want to massage your haemorrhoid. And you can buy your own Signature watch at teddytheO'learydicksucker.com

  * e.g.,  ... Guy 2: yeah, I heard he recently bought his GOLDEN Cartier signature watch.