" employers "

 [ "Employer" ]

1: The incompetent douche bag you are hired to slave for. This “unit” (meaning durh brain) is the most incompetent employee on the premises. Being unable to get things organised properly, spell, use a cash register, they leave the heavy work to female employees resulting in them scoring upper back strain and putting them into an emotional state of spite and distain. They enjoy blaming others for THEIR mistakes. They are the least popular person in the workplace because of their arsehole behaviour.

  * e.g.,  ... Employer to female employee: "Would you be able to move that lounge." Female Employee thinks: OMG!!!!! Employer: "Would you be able to put the umbrella up?" (Cafe style umbrella- weights a fuckin' tonne) If you want it done, do it your fuckin' self! 

 [ "Employment" ]

1: To be in a state of having a job.

  * e.g.,  ... John is not in employment. He is a lazy tosser. 

 [ "employable" ]

1: -Got the needed qualifications and experience to be employed ( efficient in your work)

  * e.g.,  ... To remain employable, individuals must learn new skills regularly. 

 [ "employable" ]

2: -Employers scramble to employ you because of your conscience.

 [ "Employment" ]

1: Employment

  * e.g.,  ... You request a specific set of skills and an alotted amount of time from me to accomplish a task/project. Therefore, upon my employment, you give me whatever I want or I accept whatever you're offering in return; proir to or upon completion of the task/project. 

 [ "Employment" ]

2: em•ploy•ment: The exchange of one’s expertise/skills and personal time in exchange for currency or any other means of reimbursement.

 [ "the employer" ]

1: bruce springsteen

  * e.g.,  ... annie and i are going to see the employer this thursday 

 [ "Employer" ]

1: An Employer is another word used for when calling somebody a boss. This word can be used to descride someone who is a boss (in the good way) or someone who is jus awsome.

  * e.g.,  ... "wow, Ryan your such an employer!!" "Thanks Bro" 

 [ "The Great Employer" ]

1: One of the Trumpster’s favorite nicknames for himself when he’s feeling low and trying to suck up to Hispanics.

  * e.g.,  ... At varying times in my ultra-successful life I have been called The Great Employer since all of my ultra-successful businesses have steadily employed so many undocumented immigrants that you probably would be unable to count them since they are in fact not documented! 

 [ "employment fellatio" ]

1: The ability for a really poor employee to keep theirjob by performing oral sex on their boss at regular intervals.

  * e.g.,  ... Melissa is always late, her works sucks, she's dumber than shit and the other workers find her annoying as hell. But, she has been able to keep her job by performing a lot of employment fellatio. 

 [ "Employment Officer" ]

1: A person who is appointed by the Job Centre, to fail you in nearly every aspect of life.

  * e.g.,  ... 'Hello i'm Sam; i'm your Employment Officer' 

 [ "Employment HIV" ]

1: or E-HIV. To slowly wilt away at an undesirable place of employment until expiration.

  * e.g.,  ... I hate my job, it's so boring I've contracted Employment HIV.