" dried-up "

 [ "dried up" ]

1: a loose old hag who cant get the juices flowing

  * e.g.,  ... jeez Jeff your mom is dried up! 

 [ "Dried up lake" ]

1: An elderly woman whose vagina can no longer self lubricate itself.

  * e.g.,  ... "My dicks all shaffed from Gardenry Margrets dried up lake" 

 [ "dried up penis" ]

1: The sound a player named Demitry on the Realm Mug'Thol from World of Warcraft makes when he speaks.

  * e.g.,  ... Demitry sounded like a dried up penis when he last spoke on vent about how much he loved dajinn and stephani. 

 [ "When the ocean dries up" ]

1: An idiom, describing something will happen in a VERY long time, often an activity that one is not inclined to take part of.

  * e.g.,  ... "Are you ever gonna try indoor skydiving?" 

 [ "When the ocean dries up" ]

1: never; an extremely long time.

  * e.g.,  ... "Dude, shut up. I'm trying to listen to my music." 

 [ "Dried up Cum Bubble on a Gay Donkey's dick" ]

1: somehting really fun to call someone, gives u the sence of being more witted and better than your adversary

  * e.g.,  ... chris, ur a dried up cum bubble on a gay donkey's dick 

 [ "Dried up Cum Bubble on a Gay Donkey's dick" ]

1: Pretty Self Explanatory how ever it is also used to define cheesewanks like STEVE NA

  * e.g.,  ... Steve Na is the scum of a dried up cum bubble on a gay donkey's dick!!! 

 [ "dried up fishstick" ]

1: when a woman fails to take care of her coochie cobs

  * e.g.,  ... “Maddie, you’re a used dried up fishstick”