" double-wides "

 [ "double wide" ]

1: a "double-wide" trailer is twice the size of a normal trailer. they are the castles of oklahoma. usually inhabited by high school graduates.

  * e.g.,  ... let's pork bitches in the double wide. hard... 

 [ "double wide" ]

1: A type of double penetration manuever, this can be both a act done with couples, or a threesome act. The receiving partner is penetrated by either two cocks simultaneously (in the case of a threesome) or by a single cock and a toy at the same time. This requires a hell of alot of petroleum based lube and and relaxation.

  * e.g.,  ... Wendy was gangbanged by Bobby and Frankdouble wide, turns out they didn't use enough lube and she was tight as a nun.  

 [ "double wide" ]

1: A type of white trash. Someone who lives in a double-wide trailer, and is therefore more committed to the trailer than a single wide is.

  * e.g.,  ... He'll be in that dirty old trailer park till the day he dies. He is so double wide. 

 [ "double wide" ]

1: A 24-ounce container of beer. Contains double the amount of liquid gold as a normal container. Usually found in cans, though some good beers, such as Sierra Nevada, can be found in double-wide bottles. A close relative of the forty; consumed when you want to get just a little crunk, but not so much you'll have a hangover the next morning.

  * e.g.,  ... Bill: What'd you do last night, dude? 

 [ "Double-wide Surprise" ]

1: An exceptionally large and visually appealing man ass that has somehow been concealed. Usually sought after by cross-dressing rabbits.

  * e.g.,  ... Look I ain't gay or anything, I just got caught off guard by Elmer's Double-wide surprise. 

 [ "Double-wide Surprise" ]

1: Official canon of Bugs bunny, from looney toons, when he was a struggling rapist. Meaning thick male butt concealed by heavy fabric.

  * e.g.,  ... James: "Derek, you probably have tight man pussy and be lookin like a Double-wide Surprise. Goddamn!" 

 [ "Double Wide Chic" ]

1: The style in which one decorates their double wide trailer/mobile home.

  * e.g.,  ... Come check out my re-purposed queen bed sheets. I modified them so they look like curtains now. It is soooo Double Wide Chic. 

 [ "Alabama double wide" ]

1: The act of placing two couches face-to-face to make a makeshift bed for intercourse

  * e.g.,  ... We didn’t have a bed . So I pulled an Alabama double wide . So we could fuck 

 [ "double-wide queen" ]

1: A trailer park ho who likes to bang refinery workers, rodeo circuit riders and other ignorant redneck types (including family members).

  * e.g.,  ... Her step-daddy is on his long change between shifts, so they're locked up for at least two days playing double-wide queen. 

 [ "Double wide and elbow deep" ]

1: A particularly vigorous game of fisting, whereby both hands, wrists and forearms are inserted into the anus. Considered as 'Grade 10 - Expert' on the 'Fisting for Bummers' scale

  * e.g.,  ... Observer 1: Tarquin is a little light on the loafers today?