" duplexes "

 [ "Duplex" ]

1: A duplex communication system is a system comprised of two connected parties or devices which can communicate with one another in both directions. (The term duplex is not used when describing communication between more than two parties or devices.)

  * e.g.,  ... Example of an duplex device: Phone 

 [ "Duplex" ]

1: Two separate turds coming out of your asshole at the same time.

  * e.g.,  ... Ahh, fuck It's a duplex. 

 [ "duplex" ]

1: When a woman gets the thin piece of skin between her anus and her vagina removed creating one large orifice.

  * e.g.,  ... I went to go down on that chick and found out she has a duplex! 

 [ "duplexing" ]

1: To make a double-sided photocopy.

  * e.g.,  ... Nate's duplexing that to save some trees for the Hippies. 

 [ "Duplex" ]

1: When one person sits down to take a shit, and another person sits on top of that person and shits through their legs.

  * e.g.,  ... Suzie was pooping on the toilet and John sat on her lap and did the same. They performed the Duplex. 

 [ "duplex" ]

1: Half finished housed that are normally found in the projects or ghetto because the construction workers were scared off by the two black guys who stare at them all day.

  * e.g.,  ... I live in duplex, i hate winter... 

 [ "duplex" ]

1: 2 gay men stacked on top of eachother

  * e.g.,  ... the men were doin it suplex style 

 [ "duplex" ]

1: The process of wiping one's own butt with both hands, front and back, at the same time.

  * e.g.,  ... I had to duplex my wiping process to save time after I took a sloppy dump. 

 [ "Dirty Duplex" ]

1: A duplex lived in by a group of young guys who never clean up, never throw away garbage, do not do any dishes and whose sink is always clogged. A Dirty Duplex is completely disgusting, smells rancidly at all times and guests can never be brought over to visit.

  * e.g.,  ... This guy from work showed me pictures of the Dirty Duplex he lives in and it made me want to puke. 

 [ "duplex cookies" ]

1: The best mother fuckin cost-efficient cookie ever made.

  * e.g.,  ... Amanda: When you go to the store please buy me some chips ahoy. Joey: Fuck that! All I have is 80 cents so I'm gettin some duplex cookies sandwich cremes.