" ranches "

 [ "The ranch" ]

1: A place Dr. Phil sends bratty, rich, white girls girls to hopefully fix themselves and realize that they don’t need a $3,000 monthly allowance or a G-Wagon.

  * e.g.,  ... Girl 1- did you watch the latest PewDiePie video? 

 [ "The ranch" ]

1: Turn about ranch in Utah. The place Dr. Phil sends bratty teen girls

  * e.g.,  ... Send them to the ranch send them to the ranch 

 [ "Ranching" ]

1: Gape your sexual partner and pour ranch dressing (usually hidden valley) in their butt hole and use it as a lubricant for intercourse.

  * e.g.,  ... Time to Ranch whats hidden in your valley. the act of ranching 

 [ "ranching it" ]

1: A slang term for male masturbation.

  * e.g.,  ... "I heard Joe was ranching it in the school bathroom Tuesday!" 

 [ "ranching it" ]

2: Ranch dressing resembles semen, so "raching it" means jacking off.

 [ "The ranch" ]

1: Turn about ranch a teen attitude correction center Escalante Utah known as the ranch because of Dr.Phil

  * e.g.,  ... They can be recognized in the town of Escalante by the red baseball caps and solid colored t-shirtsthey have on. 

 [ "Ranch" ]

1: (adj.) A girl who is stereotypically Midwestern in a trashy way.

  * e.g.,  ... When I saw she had spilled Fireball down the front of her Pink Cardinals shirt, then heard her scream 'whoooooooo,' I knew she was super ranch. 

 [ "ranched" ]

1: a word that can mean whatever you want it to, particularly for reference to drunk people or negative feelings.

  * e.g.,  ... "She is ranched! She drank 3 beers!" "I just found out that Bert and Ernie aren't brothers! My life is ranched!" "Aw ranch! That tornado is heading ranch straight for our house! Get in the ranchin' cellar!" 

 [ "Ranch" ]

1: Verb: To shoot a hot creamy load onto your partner's bung hole, and then toss the salad.

  * e.g.,  ... Wow, That freak Tony Ranched his girlfriend's mom. I'm gonna be sick! 

 [ "Ranching" ]

1: Once you cumm inside your partner's mouth she/he will spit it up into the air. You try to catch it in your mouth then you make the choice to spit or swallow.

  * e.g.,  ... This girl taught me how to ranch, we were Ranching all night. 

 [ "Ranch" ]

1: Ranch can mean whatever you want it to mean. Awesome, cool, weird, odd, whatever adjective comes to mind. It can be used as a sad boi meme for when you want to confuse someone or when you're the one who is confused. When using this word when confused the point is simply to confuse the person that confused you with their actions or something that they said. There are many different ways to say this word. "Ranchy" "Rancho" "ranchified" "ranched asf" "ranch asf" "ranch" or anything along the lines. As long as you are saying the word "ranch" it counts. Pay attention to the conversation topic and the tone that you or the person using the word is having. If this word is said in a negative tone it will most likely be a negative adjective. If ranch is used with a positive tone it will most likely mean a positive adjective. ORGIN

  * e.g.,  ... Ana: "How was your day." 

 [ "Ranch" ]

2: The origin of this words' definition is Doritos cool ranch. The creator didn't understand why the chips' creator called it "cool" ranch instead of a simple "ranch flavored". The creator thought that this was weird, odd, (somewhat) funny, and quite ironic. So, the creator simply called some stuff ranch and now it is officially a word in their personal dictionary.

  * e.g.,  ... Cameron: "Today was ranch."*said with positive tone and intent (over text)