" semis "

 [ "Semy" ]

1: Typically a Ben, someone that is closely related to the following fictional characters: Remy and Sid

  * e.g.,  ... They’re just such a semy 

 [ "semi" ]

1: Not quite an erection, but getting there.

  * e.g.,  ... When I saw Milla Jovovich's boobies I got a semi. 

 [ "Semi On" ]

1: Halfway between a hard on and a totally flaccid penis. Interestingly, the semi-on is becoming rarer and rarer in today's society, eclipsed as it is by the boner and the laredo. The semi-on's natural habitat is middle school and high school locker rooms, where it is created by young boys in an effort to demonstrate their virility. Intriguingly it is often understood as a sign of faggotry, resulting in a beat down for the perpetrator rather than the expected admiration.

  * e.g.,  ... Jimmy masturbated a bit before showering with the other boys: he wanted to look his best in front of everyone. He proudly entered the shower flaunting his semi-on. Later that night, surgeons were unfortunately unable to completely reattach Jimmy's left testicle, as its trip through the sewage system had left it in a rather poor condition. 

 [ "Semi On" ]

2: Other times the semi-on can occur include:

  * e.g.,  ... Davan's grandmother surprised him nude: he tried to hide his excitement, but ended up with a semi-on. 

 [ "Semi On" ]

3: * When the individual is too drunk to support a full erection,

  * e.g.,  ... After thirteen beers, John was only able to manage a rather pitiful semi-on, even as the dancer gyrated her hips in his lap. 

 [ "Semi On" ]

4: * When the individual is somewhat aroused but controlling the feelings and suppressing the erection,

  * e.g.,  ... That moderator is such a Semi On: he never takes a stance on anything, but still comes off as a total dick. 

 [ "Semi On" ]

5: * When the individual is interrupted during sexual activity (or thoughts) but was turned on enough that the erection did not immediately disappear.

  * e.g.,  ... Though Derek was shocked by the interruption of the entrance of Laura's, his semi-on quite handily demonstrated his continued interest in sexual activity. 

 [ "Semi On" ]

6: Occasionally the word is used as a pejorative to describe individuals who are somewhere between being flaccid cocks and total dicks.

 [ "semi" ]

1: the state of a penis which is not altogether flaccid nor erect. It will often occur at inopportune embarrasing times and will be brought on purposefully by a cunning sexy woman pretending she has no idea what she is doing.

  * e.g.,  ... "why are you still friends with some of your ex-boyfriends?" 

 [ "semi" ]

1: the in-between state of a limp dick and a usable hard-on. can be on the way to hard, on the way back from hard, or never allowed to get more than 60% (+/-) hard.

  * e.g.,  ... many a young man learn to hide their semi with text books after day-dreaming in class 

 [ "Semi" ]

1: A bitch, a barcode boi who spends all his money on Fortnite and doesn’t have a house and is poor he has a girlfriend named fian

  * e.g.,  ... You’re such a barcode boi. I looked at home and got a semi. 

 [ "Semi" ]

1: A guy w a big dick and a big heart ❤️

  * e.g.,  ... Semi the guy w the big dick and the big ass heart 

 [ "semi" ]

1: 1 -(n.) Any semi-automatic weapon; semi-shots, smg's, etc. (pronounced "seh-MEE")

  * e.g.,  ... 1 - "Semi's are only half as fun as automatics." 

 [ "semi" ]

2: 2 -(n.) An 18-wheeler truck (pronounced "seh-MI")

  * e.g.,  ... 2 - "Aparrently a semi loaded with cocaine and doritos rolled over on the freeway yesterday. 

 [ "Semis" ]

1: The word that comes up on t9 phones when the word "penis" is intended to be typed.

  * e.g.,  ... I got a text from Benjy that says, "I put my semis in her butt." 

 [ "Semi" ]

1: A small boner over something none sexually related. It will be about 50% smaller

  * e.g.,  ... 100% on a maths test forced him to get a semi