" dipsticks "

 [ "Dipstick" ]

1: A name you call a dumbass when they fall and hurt themselves or just do something incredibly stupid.

  * e.g.,  ... Brian, you dipstick! Get your ass off the floor and go sit on some ice. 

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1: The act of inserting an erect penis into a menstruating girl's vagina to check for blood similarly as one would check for oil in an automobile. It is also a good way to measure the depth of a woman's vagina. If a large enough man measures his own length prior to dipsticking, the amount of "oil" on his penis post-dipsticking will determine her depth.

  * e.g.,  ... Remember that during dipsticking it is important to wipe the dipstick off before you check for oil to yield sufficient results. It's got to be clean, and you have to give it a good swab." -The latter, has in fact been attempted with satisfactory results. 

 [ "dipstick" ]

1:  the penis

  * e.g.,  ... Shut up you sleazy dipstick. 

 [ "dipstick" ]

2:  a stupid or obnoxious person

 [ "Dipsticking" ]

1: When a person soaks a tampon in alcohol (beer, vodka, whiskey etc...) and inserts the tampon into their rectum for an increased effect of influence.

  * e.g.,  ... Dude, no joke, dipsticking will fuck your ass up! 

 [ "dipstick" ]

1: Penis. See also to dip ones stick.

  * e.g.,  ... I saw his dipstick in the moonlight and my word did I get a fright. And that on a saturday night ! 

 [ "Dipstick" ]

1: ) The stick in fun dip.

  * e.g.,  ... Hey dipstick, give me that dipstick, and the other dipstick. 

 [ "Dipstick" ]

2: ) The D.

 [ "Dipstick" ]

3: ) A stupid person.

 [ "Dipstick" ]

1: 1: You. 2: Something Jamison “Junkrat” Fawkes says in the game “Overwatch 2”

  * e.g.,  ... 1: You are a dipstick 2: Dipstick! 

 [ "Dipstick" ]

1: 1) A tool used to test urine to find diseases in the kidneys or other parts of the excretory system.

  * e.g.,  ... -The dipstick revealed an excess amount of protein in the man's urine. 

 [ "Dipstick" ]

2: 2) A derogatory term used to describe a person.

  * e.g.,  ... -That guy's a freaking dipstick! 

 [ "dipstick" ]

1: a penis that is multi-colored

  * e.g.,  ... Clayton's penis was pink on one side and brown on the other! Plus that dipstick had a hairy ass! 

 [ "dipstick" ]

1:  the stick in your car used to measure how much oil you have.

  * e.g.,  ...  I looked at the car's dipstick, and it seems as though i need an oil change. 

 [ "dipstick" ]

2:  a slang term for a person who is dumb

  * e.g.,  ...  John is a total dipstick, he can't even tie his own shoes. 

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3:  used as a substitute for "dipshit" whenever that particular word would be deemed inappropriate.

  * e.g.,  ...  I got ripped off by that dipstick who fixed my stove.