" cuckoos "

 [ "cuckooing" ]

1: (verb) A crime where a drug dealer befriends a weak, old or otherwise vulnerable person, then takes over their home and uses it as a crack house.

  * e.g.,  ... "Cuckooing is a new type of crime which involves a drug dealer befriending a vulnerable individual who lives on their own. 

 [ "cuckoo" ]

1: Have lost ones mind, gone nuts.

  * e.g.,  ... After studying so much, I have gone cuckoo. 

 [ "Cuckoo" ]

1: Someone who has lost the plot and has no idea what time of day it is. Often talks incessantly about nothing in particular, regardless of whether you are listening to them or not. Also bonkers and hatstand.

  * e.g.,  ... You know Nichola King? She's totally cuckoo 

 [ "Cuckoo" ]

1: To act crazy and foolish.

  * e.g.,  ... Person 1: Did you hear about that girl the other day? 

 [ "Cuckoo" ]

1: 1) (Informal, humourous) Crazy, typically used when someone is coo coo for Cocoa Puffs (Alternatively spelt koo-koo or coo-coo)

  * e.g.,  ... 2) 

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2: 2) (Informal, derogatory) A person who steals desks, like a cuckoo steals nests

  * e.g.,  ... P: OMG OMG OMG TOMORROW IS MY BIRTHDAY EEEEEEEEEE 

 [ "Cuckoo" ]

1: Noun: A Cuckoo is a person who acts in a similar way to the bird of the same name.

  * e.g.,  ... Daddz - "Jesus fucking Christ, Andrew has eaten all the mayonnaise again!" 

 [ "Cuckoo" ]

2: Generally by entering a friend's home (always a friend, otherwise that person is known as a burglar or psycopath) and eating their friend's food, using their stuff and sleeping in their bed, a person can be described as a 'Cuckoo'.

  * e.g.,  ... George - "I know, he's a fucking Cuckoo isn't he." 

 [ "Cuckoo" ]

3: A person who is a Cuckoo may also attempt to subvert a friend's parents to their own greedy whim, making them believe he or she is needy, and in doing so neglect their biological offspring in order to feed, clothe, house and entertain the Cuckoo. Note. Cuckoos are normally ginger, quite immature, and hated by all who know them.

  * e.g.,  ... Lizzie - "Andrew has cuckooed all the bread!" 

 [ "Cuckoo" ]

4: Ajective: (-ier,-iest).

  * e.g.,  ... Daddz - "Not a suprise really is it... he's the cuckooiest Cuckoo I know." 

 [ "Cuckoo" ]

5: Below: People do not have to be actual Cuckoos in order to be described as having Cuckooed something for example. Only in the most serious cases is a person actually a Cuckoo.

  * e.g.,  ... Larry - "Oh for fuck sake, that fucking Andrew has gotten into the buscuits again!" 

 [ "Cuckoo" ]

6: Verb: Cuckoo. To 'Cuckoo' something belonging to another. Basically acting as a Cuckoo and taking, using, or eating something belonging to another.

  * e.g.,  ... George - "Well fuck me sideways... what a fucking dirty Cuckoo bastard!" 

 [ "Cuckoo" ]

7: Past tense: Cuckooed. Something taken, used or eaten by a Cuckoo in the past.

  * e.g.,  ... Teddy - "Quick, stop him! He's Cuckooing all the beer!!!" 

 [ "Cuckoo" ]

8: Present tense: Cuckooing. When something is being taken, used or eaten by another.

  * e.g.,  ... Larry - "Fucking Cuckoo!" 

 [ "Cuckoo" ]

9: Future tense: Cuckoo. If it is known that a person will take, eat or use something in the future.

  * e.g.,  ... George - "You'd better hurry home, I dropped Andrew back there about 20 minutes ago. You know what happens when you leave a Cuckoo in your house unattended." 

 [ "Cuckoo" ]

1: A word used to break the concentration of the free-throw shooter in a game of basketball. Exclaimed in falsetto.

  * e.g.,  ... Player 1: (begins to shoot free-throw) 

 [ "Cuckoo" ]

1: A person who waits around to steal your lover from you at the first opportunity. The cuckoo, who usually plays the role of being a "friend", is likely to be a friend of your significant other's best friend's partner. They use the convenience of "let's go out as s foursome" as part of their swooping technique. Just as the real cuckoo waits for an opportunity to get into another bird's nest, then throws out their eggs and takes it over as their own. The cuckoo swoops in, and starts dating your partner.

  * e.g.,  ... "I knew that Dave bloke was sniffing around and wanted to be more than her friend. Fucking cuckoo stole my nest!" 

 [ "Cuckoo" ]

1: This is another informal word for a woman's vagina

  * e.g.,  ... She barely even knows how to use her cuckoo, yet she's still trying to give it away 

 [ "Cuckoo" ]

1: crazy and proud

  * e.g.,  ... guy1: yeah that's right. I'm nuts. But damn it's fun, you coming along for the ride?