" cosmetic "

 [ "cosmetic" ]

1: Cosmetic is where you ejaculate into a girl's hair but then you have to take your lode out with a spoon

  * e.g.,  ... Your like the stars ,because your head is looking cosmetic as fuck 

 [ "Cosmetical" ]

1: Something done for cosmetic purposes, but with a Sarah Palin twist on the English Language.

  * e.g.,  ... We prepared the inserts for the binder for cosmetical purposes. 

 [ "cosmetic perjury" ]

1: noun:

  * e.g.,  ... aks:"dude did u see that guy, what crap has he done to his hair,looks like he's got a broom up his head" 

 [ "cosmetic perjury" ]

2: the tactful response required when u meet an acquaintance who has proudly changed hi/her hair, face or body in a failed attempt to improve his/ her appearance.

  * e.g.,  ... mj:"so , did u manage the cosmetic perjury??" 

 [ "kitchen cosmetics" ]

1: Term made famous in referring to YouTubers in the beauty community who attempt to make their own makeup and cosmetics. Usually means having informal development environments, such as in their kitchen and bedroom, or in relation to unhygienic practices and questionable ingredients. 'Kitchen cosmetics' became a famous term regarding John Kuckian's makeup line.

  * e.g.,  ... Cassey: "What do you think of John Kuckian's makeup line?" 

 [ "cosmetic whore" ]

1: A girl who switches brand loyalty depending on who has a free gift with purchase.

  * e.g.,  ... I am such a cosmetic whore. Last week I loved Clinique, this week it's Lancome ~ Great free gwp. 

 [ "cosmetic smoker" ]

1: A person that pretends to smoke weed to look cool but never inhales the smoke but instead holds it in his or her cheeks then blows it out

  * e.g.,  ... Yeah man i was smokin some bud with this cosmetic smoker man he was hittin the blunt like he was afraid or something i cant smoke with that liar 

 [ "cosmetic pill" ]

1: Pills used for cosmetic purposes that benefit the user in terms of physical appearance.

  * e.g.,  ... Many celebrities take cosmetic pills to make their skin look more radiant. 

 [ "Appearance/Cosmetic" ]

1: A group of 10 to 15 year old boys on Honda-Tech that aspire to own pink and orange Japanese economy cars and 48" chrome "spinna" rims. Additionally, there are also a disproportionately large group of 20-somethings that feel painting and applying decals and wings to a used Japanese car is quite possibly the best way to pick up a new "baby momma" after the old one has sold her body for crack.

  * e.g.,  ... "Wow! Did you see that Civic? It's got so many wings and worthless junk on it that the loser must be a graduate of Appearance/Cosmetic!" 

 [ "Cosmetic Vaginery" ]

1: A procedure where an older lady, or Boiler if you will, might have some excess piss flappery trimmed in order to make her vagina appear more attractive to a much younger and willing partcipant. Otherwise known as Labiaplasty.

  * e.g.,  ... Geez Maureen, you look trim, taught and terrific since that cosmetic vaginery and beard trim. You might want to choose a younger name though so they don't get suss on how old you really are. 

 [ "cosmetic underclass" ]

1: The unlucky few now, that cannot afford to have a cosmetic surgery. What am I talking about?

  * e.g.,  ... Body fascism is all the rage now... the dead also get their share of the cosmetic market: 'necro-cosmetics' is cosmetic surgery for the injured and defaced dead! 

 [ "cosmetic underclass" ]

2: You! You must have done some kind of a change to some part of your anatomy. But, the rich and famous are upping the ante on the underclass that they go now to pre-paid 'surgery safaris' to stay untill the wounds completely heal somewhere in South Africa! These 'surgiholics' often deny the visible fact that they actually had say, a boob augementation op (the bustalization of plastits or Frankenboobs!) and are called the 'plastic closet' (or, in this very case 'Double-D-nials'!), or attend their own Botox Party (called 'BotoseXuals') and if they have no time for having a 'Botie', then they can have a 'lunchtime' lipo (a.k.a. microsuction: chemicals injected in desired areas to dissolve cellulite, like Lipostabil or 'flab jab'), or resolve to the latest UAL (Ultra-sound assisted liposuction), E-UAL (External ultrasound-assisted liposuction), VAL (Vaser® Assisted Liposuction), PAL (power-assisted liposuction: a 5000-rpm cannula headed SAL 'suction-assisted liposuction')... the list is long.

  * e.g.,  ... The 'cosmetic underclass' would be outrageous knowing that they can't have what those who will be buried six-feet in the sand have!