" briefcases "

 [ "Briefcase" ]

1: Noun- someone that completely lacks knowledge and looks foolish because so

  * e.g.,  ... "Jesus Christ. You're such a briefcase Mike; Robert Frost wasn't just stopping by woods on a snowy evening." 

 [ "Briefcasing" ]

1: Verb; Present-tense

  * e.g.,  ... Mark: Man, I heard he and his husband got into briefcasing last night! Timothy: Yeah, he can't even stand straight. 

 [ "Briefcasing" ]

2: The art of folding a mans scrotum (with contents intact) upwards towards the shaft of the penis, so as to make the access to the anus easier.

 [ "Briefcase" ]

1: The sexual act at which a male/female inserts a long enough double-ended dildo into one's mouth as well as their rectal cavity creating a "handle" like connection between mouth to ass. While listening to "The People's Court" theme song, the sexual partner will then lift the handle and walk around the room as if entering a courtroom and drop the briefcase.

  * e.g.,  ... Man - Hey, I've been feeling pretty BUMMED. I was hoping you'd be able to give me the briefcase tonight? 

 [ "Briefcase" ]

1: A reference from spongebob squarepants when he and Patrick were married, when Patrick being the man of the family was confronted by spongebob about forgetting his briefcase full of donuts

  * e.g.,  ... Patrick you forgot your briefcase 

 [ "briefcase" ]

1: a case with a handle; for carrying papers or files or books

  * e.g.,  ... in fact he looked like a typical businesman...you know,dark suit and briefcase 

 [ "Briefcase" ]

1: To smuggle drugs in ones anal orifice to transport past TSA or other security

  * e.g.,  ... I refused to smoke the joint Kevin brought because I knew he briefcased it passed security 

 [ "Briefcase" ]

1: When you capture your ejaculation in your foreskin to be deposited later.

  * e.g.,  ... Don't worry I briefcased, so there is no mess in the bedroom. 

 [ "briefcasing" ]

1: The act of one removing all items from a persons bag/rucksack, turning it inside out, and replacing all original items back inside.

  * e.g.,  ... "Where's my bag? Is that little year 9 shit Jack C briefcasing it again - paki cunt" 

 [ "Briefcase" ]

1: A box of Franzia, (boxed wine) preferably chilled and ready to go.

  * e.g.,  ... Person 1: Did you really bring Franzia to a party? Person 2: No man this is my briefcase. I have some business to attend to. Person 1: That's one hell of a briefcase. 

 [ "The Briefcase" ]

1: This is an act in which a male braids a woman’s hair to her ass hair and proceeds to carry her like a briefcase

  * e.g.,  ... Me and this girl tried the briefcase last night and now her asshole is inside out