" contraband "

 [ "contraband" ]

1: Drugs or drug-related items. Ex: weed, pipe, rolling papers, tin foil (heavily smoldered), baggies, visine, etc.

  * e.g.,  ... "Hide your contraband, the po-lice are coming!!" 

 [ "contraband" ]

2: Mostly illegal items.

 [ "contraband" ]

1: Amazing album by Velvet Revolver, who played at the Hyde Park Live 8 in London.

  * e.g.,  ... Wow, Velvet Revolver's new album Contraband ROCKS 

 [ "Nigga Contraband" ]

1: Phrases, Words, or even material such as racist YouTube videos that white people share with each other but would never show their black friends.

  * e.g.,  ... Person 1: I say fellow white person, search for ______ on YouTube. I found it racially hilarious. Person 2: HAHAHA, but make sure the niggas don't find out, thats Nigga Contraband. 

 [ "Bloody Tampon Contraband" ]

1: A used tampon placed in a plastic bag. The person who carries bloody tampon contraband is eager to be searched. Repeat offenders often carry bloody tampon contraband to discourage unlawful searches by police and other authorities.

  * e.g.,  ... I hope that cop tries to search me again, this time I got a present for him. When he reaches in my pocket this time all he is gonna find is bloody tampon contraband. 

 [ "contraband papi" ]

1: A sweater or hoodie that is borrowed from an elderly person.

  * e.g.,  ... “omg i love your sweater!” thanks, it s a contraband papi” 

 [ "reverse-contraband" ]

1: The opposite of contraband (desirable/valuable items which you do not own but wish to possess), this term refers to decidedly UNdesirable/useless items (heaps of trash, bald tires, hideous-looking/sloppy-fitting clothing, etc.) which ARE indeed legally yours, but which you strongly wish to get rid of.

  * e.g.,  ... I got busted for "non-possession of reverse-contraband" when I was attempting to dispose of a truckload of moldy mattresses by throwing them into a ravine.