" illegitimate "

 [ "illegitimate" ]

1: Used to describe that a child is not yours. Thus, making you immune to child support.

  * e.g.,  ... Zeus or Posiden had a baby with Hoecles who had a son named Illegitimacus  

 [ "illegitimate" ]

2: Can be traced back to as early as greek mythology.

  * e.g.,  ... Since Hoecles cannot prove that Zeus or Posiden are the father, Illegitimacus is therefore Illegitimate, meaning none of them have to pay child support 

 [ "illegitimate" ]

1: To get messed up beyond belief.

  * e.g.,  ... Aye, lets go get illegitimate as hell this weekend mayne. 

 [ "illegitimate" ]

2: Drunk, high, etc.

 [ "Illegitimate" ]

1: A straight up whore fucking any dick in sight majorly without protection, leaving her with at least a dozen children each with no fucking clue who their daddy is.

  * e.g.,  ...  Aint Shequiesha having yo baby? Hellz naw that bitch illigitimate.  

 [ "illegitimate father" ]

1:  A father who does not acknowledge his children. A father who acknowledges a child or children privately and not publicly. A father who acknowledges paternity but does not take responsibility equal to the mother for meeting the child's needs.

  * e.g.,  ... Thomas Jefferson was an illegitimate father of a number of children. 

 [ "illegitimate masturbating" ]

1:  what jesus is said to have condemned as the greatest sin to be commited as "it is wasting thy knuckle children into a sock only to be put into the bottom ov a hamper." what is done on a daily basis in the white house learning algebra sharing files on frostwire

  * e.g.,  ... i gotta go do some illegitimate masturbating 

 [ "illegitimate child" ]

1: A child whose parents were not married to each other at the time of his or her birth.

  * e.g.,  ... You're an illegitimate child! At least my parents were married! 

 [ "illegitimate invitation" ]

1: Issuing an invitation which the other person can't accept, in the hope that you get credit for asking but don't have to follow through.

  * e.g.,  ... J. "Wanna go to dinner?" 

 [ "Illegitimate Rape" ]

1: Illegitimate Rape, as defined by the Republican Party, is rape in which 2 consenting adults role play a rape fantasy involving the woman being vigorously tortured by the other party usually ending in what scientists are calling "The Money Shot".

  * e.g.,  ... "Ohhh no no no don't worry. Why? Because it was Illegitimate Rape this time." 

 [ "Illegitimate Retard" ]

1: A person who was supposed to be born retarded.

  * e.g.,  ... Person 1: "Look at that bird." Person 2: "That's a plane you illegitimate retard" 

 [ "Illegitimate girlfriend" ]

1: The girl that's your neighbor, friend from work, or just friend in general, like a booty call, but there's attachment, you want her and she wants you, but neither of you is "emotionally ready"

  * e.g.,  ... Ange was soooo Brad's illegitimate girlfriend before his breakup with jenn