" lawful "

 [ "lawful" ]

1: means the same as legit

  * e.g.,  ... my name is Wesley 

 [ "In-law in-law" ]

1: Your spouse's brother's/sister's spouse. Basically someone who will never be related to your kids, so you don't have to give a shit about. The feeling is mutual.

  * e.g.,  ... Your Wife: "My brother Todd's wife is such a cow!" You: "Who gives a rat's? She's my in-law in-law." 

 [ "Law's Law" ]

1: A mathematical equation representing productivity (especially on all nighters). It is as following: P = (1/C*S)(E) Where P is productivity, C is the catchiness of the song playing, S is sleepiness, and E is energy drinks consumed in the last hour.

  * e.g.,  ... Bro 1: Man, I had a shitton of homework last night. 

 [ "By law" ]

1: Another word for "technically."

  * e.g.,  ... Teacher: You didn't show your work on the homework 

 [ "Will-Law" ]

1: The act in which you are brutally honest with a friend, mainly about their crush/partner etc., as they're blinded by their own 'romantic' feelings. No feelings are spared just cos you're friends.

  * e.g.,  ... "I am gonna Will-Law you. He is not worth it, he's just plain rude." 

 [ "In-Laws" ]

1: People who don't like you and are constantly talking about you, spreading slander on Urban Dictionary!

  * e.g.,  ... Oh, you haven't met (insert word) until you've met my in-laws! 

 [ "In-law" ]

1: Someone who will be a prime suspect after your murder. Usually mother-In-laws are the worst, not because of their hatred of you, but because the will question you to death.

  * e.g.,  ... Stereotypical veteran father-in-law: "Let me show you my M1" Mother-in-law: "You should take better care of the kids, they're only 21 you know." 

 [ "law" ]

1: The defintion of this word has been removed since it has been deemed unlawful to display it in public domain, under ammendment 15th to the convention treaty of 198

  * e.g.,  ... <censored> has recently been used against the <censored> in order to demonstrate the <censored> of <censored>. 

 [ "law" ]

2: See section 7B for further details.

 [ "law" ]

1: A code of conduct to which everyone is held accountable but nobody is expected to understand in the first place, which is furthermore created by the same class of people who charge an arm and a leg to interpret it whenever it must be applied.

  * e.g.,  ... Disclaimer: As you are accountable under the law and failure to act in compliance with it may cost you your life, liberty and/or property, do NOT attempt to act, live or exist, nor to refrain from acting, living or existing under the law without the advice of a licensed attorney. 

 [ "the law" ]

1: Law enforcement agents, most often the police.

  * e.g.,  ... Call the law, they shooting!