" coma "

 [ "coma" ]

1: A coma is a state of prolonged unconsciousness, which can be caused by one of many, many things. Many people believe that even if a person is in a coma, s/he can still hear you if you speak to him/her.

  * e.g.,  ... "Hey there, Grandma. I hope you wake up from that dreadful coma soon. I miss your cooking--" 

 [ "coma" ]

1: - x_x

  * e.g.,  ... help im in a coma. 

 [ "coma" ]

1: a state of conciousness when one has sex and "doesnt remember" one who reaches this state would be known as a whore or worthless tool

  * e.g.,  ... dude i totally got your girl in a coma last night, you should have been there, we ripped her apart 

 [ "coma" ]

1: 1) Frickin' cool to the max, or sweet. You can add sufixes to the end such as -able, -ing, -licious, and all that good stuff.

  * e.g.,  ... "Dude, that movie was for definentally coma!" 

 [ "coma" ]

2: 2) A state of deep, often prolonged unconsciousness, usually the result of injury, disease, or poison.

  * e.g.,  ... "That is the most comalicious rock I ever saw, for sure" 

 [ "coma" ]

1: sleeping away your life. must sleep at least 18 hrs a day and must have the dead bolt locked in the middle of the day in a securely locked and guarded trustworthy university dorm building. also must wear granny nightgowns with slippers and look like a bulldog-slug hybrid.

  * e.g.,  ... I fucking came home tonight at fucking 6:00 and fucking Beitung slothed out of her fucking room, awaking from her fucking coma in her fucking nightgown and locked the fucking dead bolt and now my key has to turn four fucking times. Fuck. 

 [ "coma" ]

1: when you beat someone up really bad that they get really hurt.

  * e.g.,  ... "if you slap me i will put you in a coma" 

 [ "Coma" ]

1: Extended nap.

  * e.g.,  ... I just took a coma. 

 [ "Coma" ]

1: The period after one starts a new relationship, during which one loses contact with one's friends because one is devoting all one's time to one's significant other. Usually preceded by "boyfriend" or "girlfriend" for clarity.

  * e.g.,  ... I tried to get Dave up in here but he's still in his girlfriend coma. 

 [ "CoMa" ]

1: epic dubstep female vocalist Something that has been taken to the next level as a result of insane trippy vocals To be epic without the assistance of auto-tune.

  * e.g.,  ... examples: Dude that song just got CoMa'd. The drop hit so hard that the vocals knocked me out. I just got CoMa'd. The tune was epic, but now it knocks me dead. The tune is CoMa'd. 

 [ "Coma" ]

1: the next level beyond chill

  * e.g.,  ... dude that songs sooo chill its coma