" idleness "

 [ "idle" ]

1: Often used on IM sites,it means to be inactive

  * e.g.,  ... Yahoo said Bob had been idle for 10min and 46sec. 

 [ "idling" ]

1: Leaving your irc client connected to a server and sitting in channels even if you are not at the computer. This allows a group of users to stay in contact even if they are not active all the time.

  * e.g.,  ... 9:56am <user1> so user2 how are the girls? 

 [ "idling" ]

2: Many misunderstand this concept and think idling means to stare at an inactive channel for hours on end but it just means leaving your client connected even if you aren't there or are doing other things.

  * e.g.,  ... 1:12pm <user2> they are doing great! i just got home. 

 [ "idling" ]

3: Note: things like the following would not be possible if both users were not idling.

  * e.g.,  ... 1:12pm <user1> thats good. tell them hi for me :) 

 [ "idl" ]

1: i dont like,

  * e.g.,  ... man idl u! so lmtfa! 

 [ "idl" ]

2: saying you dont like something or someone

  * e.g.,  ... idl grape juice, its nasty 

 [ "IDL" ]

1: I Did Laughing. Gramatically incorrect phrase, originally coined as a result of immense financial confusion, wearing the same clothing for months on end, abnormal urge to temporarily deform one's own body parts in an attempt to alter self-image; such as the biceps, excessive arcade usage, immense sexual disorientation, and chronic masturbation.

  * e.g.,  ... BALLINNNN" IDL  

 [ "idle" ]

1: doing nothing - at least nothing productive. For recration or because there is just nothing to do.

  * e.g.,  ... Today I just idle a little bit. 

 [ "Idle" ]

1: A characteristic whereby someone is lazy and does nothing (or very little), often including the things they like to do. This is likely due to them not being bothered or finding it extremely hard to motivate themselves.

  * e.g.,  ... She was idle and rarely revised. However, her intelligence ensured that this fault went unnoticed in exam marks and instead she found herself gaining many compliments for her supposed diligence. 

 [ "Idling" ]

1: The constant slow stroking of the penis which enables it to stay erect for long periods of time without ejaculating.

  * e.g.,  ... Many Chat Roulette users sit in front of their computers idling. 

 [ "IDL" ]

1: A really lousy computer programming language, commonly used for Remote Sensing. This language commonly pisses off everyone who is exposed to it.

  * e.g.,  ... Okay class, today we are going to learn IDL. ...everyone gets up and walks out. ...class? Class!?!? What, do I smell or something? 

 [ "IDL" ]

1: acronym for "I DIE LAUGHING"

  * e.g.,  ... OMG! did you see his face?!? IDL!!!!! 

 [ "IDL" ]

2: when something is freakishly funny you can't stop laughing

 [ "IDL" ]

1: I Die Laughing / I Died Laughing

  * e.g.,  ... Ahaha, look at that guy dressed in sparkly pink! He looks so funny! IDL! XD 

 [ "IDL" ]

2: Used when something is just TOO funny, and it makes you die from laughing.