" inertness "

 [ "inert" ]

1: What the balls are. (It doesn't make a bit of difference, guys.)

  * e.g.,  ... "The balls are inert...!" - Piccolo  

 [ "inert" ]

1: Your balls become inert when you get the aching and sore feeling after they have been hit or after you have had a session of intense masturbation.

  * e.g.,  ... "Dude, I was jerking off to Stacy's mom 15 minutes ago and now my balls are inert!" 

 [ "iNert" ]

1: The state of being so engrossed in one's device (iPhone, iPad or equivalent) that one remains oblivious to all surrounding activity and communication and to the social norms that once governed them. Accordingly, the Law of iNertia states that a person engaged with his or her device will remain so engaged, regardless of any forces acting upon them to achieve a change of state. (The Law of iNertia thus operates contrary to the Law of Inertia, according to which a body at rest will remain at rest and a body in motion will continue moving with a constant velocity unless acted upon by an external non zero force.)

  * e.g.,  ... "Hon, did you ask Mike to take out the trash?" "Yeah, but he was iNert. I'll try after dinner." 

 [ "inert" ]

1: When somebody is asexual or frankly is not horny at all.

  * e.g.,  ... My girlfriend is inert, she doesn't wanna have sex. 

 [ "The Balls are Inert" ]

1: A Dragonball Z parody starring Piccolo. The original video has inspired many other parodies and has also created the catch phrase.

  * e.g.,  ... "It doesn't make a bit of difference guys. The balls are inert."  

 [ "Inert trip" ]

1: Taking your mind somewhere else without moving the body.

  * e.g.,  ... Dude, that song took me on an inert trip. 

 [ "inert gas asphyxiation" ]

1: lol why are you searching that up, pasta man? you don't have any... PLANS... do you? why urban dictionary of all places anyway? are you just being edgy? whatever you're going through, i believe in you, hypothetical internet person. you've survived 100% of your worst days. statistically, you can do this!

  * e.g.,  ... I've heard that inert gas asphyxiation is the least painful way to die, so my idiot sleep-deprived self wrote an Urban Dictionary definition to help people who were searching for it. I am fully aware that this idea is pointless. 

 [ "inert snitching" ]

1: snitching on yourself. not clever. not gonna lie.

  * e.g.,  ... well, I was only inert snitching...