" laziness "

 [ "laziness" ]

1: A chronic illness where victims lack the willpower to do anything requiring effort. The entire population suffers from this disease. There is no known cure.

  * e.g.,  ... Notice the man on the couch, watching television. He is a prime example of laziness. 

 [ "laziness" ]

1: An act at being lazy

  * e.g.,  ... ''that guy is full of laziness man!'' 

 [ "Lazy" ]

1: Can't be bothered to get up and move 10 steps. Always asks other to do things for him.

  * e.g.,  ... Aidan is too lazy to do anything himself. 

 [ "Lazy" ]

1: Highly motivated to do nothing but eat, and sleep.

  * e.g.,  ... Man i want to go to the gym today, but I'm so lazy! I think i'll take a nap instead. 

 [ "Lazy" ]

1: To be lazy is to look at this definition.

  * e.g.,  ... Why look up the definition of lazy. Just look in the mirror. 

 [ "Lazy" ]

1: The word when you literally can't do shit

  * e.g.,  ... Bro, your the most lazy person. You're bones are working. 

 [ "lazy" ]

1: A movement founded by myself, promoting conservation of energy, in an effort to postpone entropy. Followers are looked upon not as leeches to society, but activists, bailing out the universe from imminent doom with a cry of reason, often drowned out by shrills of "duuurrrr" from every dronish, hard-working idiot in the world.

  * e.g.,  ... I'm no fuckin' Republican; I'm lazy. 

 [ "lazy" ]

1: Someone with actual intelligence who is smart enough to realise that the education system (and most of life)is fucked and ends up failing or fucking up because everything in reality is too boring

  * e.g.,  ... you are too lazy to do anything 

 [ "Laziness" ]

1: This.

  * e.g.,  ... I wrote laziness in a sentence. 

 [ "Laziness" ]

1: Being lazy is not an affliction; it is a blessing. Those of us who embrace laziness soon wonder why we tried so long to deny ourselves its comforts. People are fucked, the world is fucked, so sit back and light up. What else you got to do?

  * e.g.,  ... Laziness: Bro 1: You lazy cunt, that's the fifth time you've watched "The Big Lebowski" in the past two days. This rent ain't paying itself, you know. Bro 2: Chill dude, you're clogging up my airway with your progressiveness. Now pass me that roach, why don't you.