" chances "

 [ "chances" ]

1:  "I doubt it."

  * e.g.,  ...  Dumbass: "Last night was amazing. I met a pair of gorgeous, tall, blonde Swedish twins at the bar and fucked both of them." 

 [ "chances" ]

2: When someone says something you know is complete bullshit, you shout out "chances!" to call him or her out on it and/or embarrass that person..

  * e.g.,  ... Sane Person: "Chances!" 

 [ "chances" ]

3: or

  * e.g.,  ...  Loser: "Um, so, do you wanna go to prom with me? 

 [ "chances" ]

4:  "No chance in hell"

  * e.g.,  ... Incredibly Hot Rude Girl: "Psh, chances," and walks away. 

 [ "chances" ]

5: A very rude way to say no.

 [ "chances" ]

1: when something near impossible happens that wasn't even attempted.

  * e.g.,  ... the pro-line commercials. 

 [ "chancing" ]

1: a Filipino slang word for secretly peeking, or slyly touching restricted body parts. It means that you use a "chance" to do the deed. Usually done on a friendly manner that makes it less offensive.

  * e.g.,  ... friends hugging 

 [ "by chance" ]

1: A phrase used to inquire about something. Similar to 'I was wondering'

  * e.g.,  ... Josh: Would you have maybe a couple bucks for gas by chance? 

 [ "No Chance" ]

1: No Chance; A word or expression derived from the St. Andrews vocabulary, meaning to state that in an opinionated manner, there is absolutely no possibility of an event taking place, depending on what subject is being discussed. Once the expression "No Chance" is said, commonly, little or nothing can be said in return. This word is sometimes nick-named, the word to end all words.

  * e.g.,  ... John states amongst a group of teenage friends, "Hey guys, do you think I can get with this girl?" A friend replies "NO CHANCE." As a result of saying "No Chance", the group would normally begin to laugh at John, making him feel like a "Jerk" for even thinking of asking such a question, and therefore would not even consider making a counter-statement fearing that a similar outcome will persist. This is why "No Chance" is nick-named the word to end all words. Some victims may try to counter the statement by saying "Chance" or "Yes Chance", but they are simply not as humorous as the original outgoing statement "No Chance". Also, "Yes Chance" simply does not make sense at all anyways. 

 [ "NO CHANCE" ]

1: Often used by famous CIS Soccer Prodigy Kerman Pannu to deflate the opportunity to do something that is not appealing

  * e.g.,  ... Me: Hey Kerman wanna go watch a movie? 

 [ "Chance" ]

1: The most amazing person you will ever meet. He's everything a girl could wish for. He has a ton of energy and is crazy around his friends. But he has a sincere, loving side as well. His sexy looks and fine body also attract the ladies. He has a great sense of humor and always makes other people laugh. A Chance is a sweet, honest person that you should hold dearly forever.

  * e.g.,  ... That girl sure is lucky to be dating Chance! 

 [ "Chance" ]

1: Is the best guy you’ll ever come across. He will make you fall in love with him with his goofy attitude. He will love you for all you are. This is a guy you should wanna spend the rest of you life with. He will care for you and make you happy and will keep bugging you when you are upset. He’s a kind hearted guy who deserves the best. If you ever find a chance you will be lucky if you can call him your boyfriend. He’s funny caring hot sweet gives good kisses and will always be there for you.

  * e.g.,  ... Chance is a great guy. 

 [ "Chance" ]

1:  LUCK

  * e.g.,  ...  It's all up to chance. 

 [ "Chance" ]

2:  Awsome name for awsome kids

  * e.g.,  ...  Chance is one cool kid 

 [ "chance" ]

1: is a loving friend anyone can have. he is so caring for his siblings. love all the people around him no matter what, he is always their for you even when he been hurt

  * e.g.,  ... sara: is that chance he is so loving brady: ya , he is so nice to everyone