" percentage "

 [ "Percentag" ]

1: A replacement for the hash-tag (#) used to mark irony or to otherwise prevent the tagged statement from trending on social media sites.

  * e.g.,  ... "I just dropped my new phone in the garbage disposal. %ObamasAmerica" 

 [ "Percentage" ]

1: Money, revenue, profit. As in 'percentage of take'; points.

  * e.g.,  ... "There's ain't no percentage in shooting the guy." 

 [ "Percentag" ]

1: A symbol to replace the hashtag on twitter. To be used just the same as a hashtag on Twitter, but is the new, 0 version. Hashtags aren't going to be around forever. They are getting used up. So intro to the %percentag

  * e.g.,  ... I like using percentag %winning 

 [ "The Percentage Cult" ]

1: Judged by the suicide rates of the trannys. usually degrading them. but also useful for those against them.

  * e.g.,  ... Man 1: hey, i heard what eve did to emile. 

 [ "slugging percentage" ]

1:  A measure of determining sexual scoring prowess calculated by dividing total bases(1B=kissing, 2B=touching, 3B=oral, 4B=Sex) by the number of dated partners. In baseball, a statistic to gauge power by dividing total bases by at bats.

  * e.g.,  ... After five dates and only one boob touch, John finished the 2010 dating season with a paltry .200 slugging percentage. However, he slugged a whopping .886 in for his company softball team. 

 [ "percentage advantage" ]

1: The deciding factor of who gets the car phone charger. The lowest battery power always gets the charging port first.

  * e.g.,  ... Hand over the the charger quick before my phone goes dead!. At five percent battery I've got the percentage advantage on you guys. 

 [ "jizzing percentage" ]

1: the measurement of likeliness of getting laid or "cumming" in one's pants

  * e.g.,  ... she has a jizzing percentage of 80% 

 [ "beer slugging percentage" ]

1: A calculation to estimate the power of a beer drinker. Determined by the following formula: (Strength of beer in ABV / 5) * number of 12 ounce beers consumed This gives a accurate calculation of the true beer consumption power of a drinker expressed in number of standard strength (5% ABV) beers. Similar to the slugging percentage calculation in baseball, where a players total bases are divided by his at bats to estimate the power of a hitter.

  * e.g.,  ... Tony: Ouch my head. Ron: Looked like a slow night for you last night. I only saw you drink 7 beers Tony: Naw, man I was wasted drinking some hellacious barley wine. My Beer Slugging Percentage was like 12 

 [ "top percentage rattata" ]

1:  Youngster Joey's low level (like REALLY low level) Rattata which is defined as, "Top Percentage" until you beat the shit out of it with your Level 5 Cyndaquil

  * e.g.,  ... “Remember my super cool Rattata? My Rattata is different from regular Rattata. It’s like my Rattata is the top percentage rattata" 

 [ "neck beard percentage" ]

1: The percentage of people in a given group with neck beard features, both physical and psychological

  * e.g.,  ... I walked in the door, but left as soon as I saw the high neck beard percentage in the room.