" accidents "

 [ "Accident" ]

1: Me and you probably

  * e.g.,  ... "I'm a accident and i'm proud" 

 [ "the accident" ]

1: we don't speak of the accident

  * e.g.,  ... Everything changed after the accident 

 [ "accidently" ]

1:  How you would type accidentally quick, especially in texting.

  * e.g.,  ... I think I spelled accidentally spelled accidentally as accidently 

 [ "accidently" ]

2:  A common spelling error of accidentally

 [ "on accident" ]

1: The improper usage of the phrase "by accident". Started in the United States, but it has started to spread to other countries like a plague. A terrible, terrible, grammar plague.

  * e.g.,  ... Cleetus: "Hey Maude, this 'ere critter dang near made me spill mah beer on accident." 

 [ "ACCIDENT" ]

1: An event; when one urinates or fecalizes prematurely to reaching an established restroom facility, typically staining one's clothes and causing much embarassment.

  * e.g.,  ... Billy: "Teacher! Clyde shit himself on the swing!" 

 [ "ACCIDENT" ]

2: Typically, having shat oneself.

  * e.g.,  ... Teacher: "No, no, Billy! Clyde had an 'accident'..." 

 [ "Accidenting" ]

1: The act of getting into an accident

  * e.g.,  ... "Mary, did you see those two cars accidenting?" "Yes, I saw the whole thing!" 

 [ "'Accident'" ]

1: n. A commonly used excuse with the intention of averting responsibility.

  * e.g.,  ... 'accident' 

 [ "accidate" ]

1: a social outing between two acquaintances or friends that, unbeknownst to one or both parties, is actually a date.

  * e.g.,  ... "I thought that we were just going to talk business when I agreed to meet Paul for coffee, but then he put his hand on my arm and told me I was beautiful and I realised that I was on an accidate.' 

 [ "ACCIDENT" ]

1: Something that happens with out intent.

  * e.g.,  ... Kids in the front seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back see cause kids. 

 [ "Accident" ]

1: What my parents call me

  * e.g.,  ... Dad: you little accident