" carjacking "

 [ "carjacking" ]

1: Getting masturbated manually while driving a motor vehicle

  * e.g.,  ... Laura: Didn't you see that car just pull out in front of you 

 [ "carjacking" ]

1: The act of sneakily masturbating onto a car door in such a way that the owner of said car will stick his hand in the mess before realizing it is there when he attempts entry into his vehicle.

  * e.g.,  ... Hey man, I went out carjacking today and got enough footage to fill my memory stick! 

 [ "carjacking" ]

2: The carjacker will typically attempt to do this in a time and place where he can watch the results of his escapades when the owner arrives, without the owner being aware he is being observed.

 [ "CarJack" ]

1: When your driving in your car whether it be alone or with a group of friends and you suddenly get an erection that wont go away. There is only one solution to this problem...The CarJack. Which is rubbing one out without your passengers knowing or crashing.

  * e.g.,  ... "Dude I was on the road for 9 hours and I totally CarJacked." "So I was on a road trip with the boys and everyone was sleeping so I totally did the Car Jack" "My girl thought road head was dirty so I pulled the CarJack" "My girlfriend has braces and I only had my permit, so I parked and Carjacked it like there was no tomorrow" "It was Xmas morning and not a car on th road, everyone was sleeping except for me and my carjack" "I totally tried to CarJack my buddies car and he wasn't very happy" 

 [ "Carjacker" ]

1: A man or woman who likes to masturbate in a car whilst driving or at a standstill.

  * e.g.,  ... Being a compulsive carjacker AND an Uber driver makes for a lot of awkward moments. or My daughter caught me carjacking in our garage at 2am. or My uncle Steve shares my love of carjacking. 

 [ "CARJACK" ]

1: How a black gets a new automobile

  * e.g.,  ... Rufus carjacked himself a new Camry. 

 [ "Colac Carjacking" ]

1: Jacking off on someone's car door handle who you don't like. Not doing it in public is the ideal method to avoid getting arrested.

  * e.g.,  ... Ralphy put Scotty under the bus with the feminist's so Scotty gave Ralphy a Colac Carjacking. Now Ralphy has Scotty's jizz all over his hand at work. 

 [ "carjack" ]

1: when you put both your fists in a girls vagina and asshole

  * e.g.,  ... "I carjacked Carolyn lastnight, shes definately been carjacked before." 

 [ "Sexually Motivated Carjacking" ]

1: A Sexually Motivated Carjacking is a crime of carjacking except motivated by sexual reasons. The man/woman must have a fetish towards cars and cannot do it due to a human inside the car. A SMC incident must only be motivated by sexuality towards the car.

  * e.g.,  ... "hey Jerry my car was stolen" 

 [ "Irish Carjack" ]

1: You spot a guy drinking a Guinness. When he is close to halfway finished with the drink, you go up to the bar next to the person, order a small shot of Baileys and Jameson, drop your shot glass into his glass, shoot it, and walk away.

  * e.g.,  ... Guy drinking a pint of Guinness: "What the hell was the that about?!!!" Irish Carjacker: "YOU JUST GOT IRISH CARJACKED!!!" 

 [ "Carjacking" ]

1: To jack off inside of a vehicle.

  * e.g.,  ... "Tom's wife kicked him out of the house so he had to go carjacking."