" burglary "

 [ "burglary" ]

1: the act of entering a building or other places with the intent to commit theft

  * e.g.,  ... A burglary is person entered a store a night and stole a tweeter 

 [ "Reverse Burglary" ]

1: When someone breaks into your house and only leaves you things instead of taking things.

  * e.g.,  ... "Hey man, where'd you get that sweet fishing hat?" "I got reverse burgled last week." 

 [ "Reverse Burglary" ]

2: or leaves you things on your front porch etc. without necessarily breaking into your home.

  * e.g.,  ... or To the cops: "I'd like to report a reverse burglary please. He left a twelve pack, a five gallon can of gas and a weed wacker" "Damn, last guy who got reverse burgled only got a tomato plant and some dental floss" 

 [ "pizza burglary" ]

1: The act of lining your purse or man-bag with tin foil and going to Cici's pizza place, and stealing pizza from the restaurant. often accomplished by charsimatic, young, and beatiful young women.

  * e.g.,  ... "hey sara, you can put your phone in your purse!" 

 [ "turd burglary" ]

1: One who burgles turds.

  * e.g.,  ... "Hey look Bob, there's a turd missing from your shit collection! Another TURD BURGLARY, another day!" 

 [ "sex burglary" ]

1: to touch, fondle, suck, or fuck a sleeping person possibly, but not necessarily, against their will

  * e.g.,  ... I had him over last night in hopes of using my sex burglary skills to do stuff with him. 

 [ "Arse burglary" ]

1: Obvious violation of the anus by voluntary and involuntary means. Taken as a continuation of a quote from Monty from Withnail & I.

  * e.g.,  ... Man, when you go to jail, drop the soap, it can only mean a good case of arse burglary! 

 [ "Cat Burglary" ]

1: The act of stealing a girlfriend from her current boyfriend, but in an elaborate way; once the heist has been executed, theme music from the Ocean's Eleven, Twelve, and thirteen play in your head. Then, you go to Vegas and watch the water jet show.

  * e.g.,  ... -So Luke is with Madison now. 

 [ "Domestic Burglary" ]

1: Something P/O Day of the 12th District made up. You won't find it in any crimes code book. However it only applies when the complainant does not know the offenders name, but they are in a relationship. The scene will always be contaminated, and the job will ALWAYS be founded. Be sure to contact the detective division prior to leaving the scene, as more often than not they want the scene held.

  * e.g.,  ... 123..wacha got out there? 123..its going to be a domestic burglary, the complainant doesn't know the offenders name, but they are in a replationship. 

 [ "Roadside Taco Burglary" ]

1: The act of any white male, generally overweight with hipster glasses and a backwards snap-back cap, driving up in a painfully modded Honda Civic attempting to take your Taco Bell taco while you are stopped on the side of the road.

  * e.g.,  ... "I was just trying to enjoy my taco and all the sudden I was caught up in a Roadside Taco Burglary. It was a close call!" 

 [ "dinner time burglary" ]

1: The time when burglaries happen is possibly from 8 to 9:30 pm at dinner time

  * e.g.,  ... A dinner time burglary is a burglary that happen during nighttime.