" abduction "

 [ "abduction" ]

1: surprise adoption.

  * e.g.,  ... person 1: did you hear about the abductions happening here? 

 [ "abductable" ]

1: When a woman is so attractive that you'd consider risking prison time for kidnapping her.

  * e.g.,  ... Ken: Did you see that new girl at work today? She's so fine I almost threw her into my trunk! 

 [ "abduct" ]

1:  To carry off by force; kidnap.

  * e.g.,  ... some one abducted a child 

 [ "abduct" ]

2:  Physiology To draw away from the midline of the body or from an adjacent part or limb.

  * e.g.,  ... some one abducted a child 

 [ "Abduction" ]

1: Coming from the Latin word Abduco -- To lead away. Is act of taking a person (usually a child) away from their normal life to either a) use him/her as an incentive for ransom money. b) use them for sexual pleasure. c) sell them on the black market as a sex slave. or d) to brag to your friends that you really can get away with anything. The second use: Taken by aliens to be "tested" upon, in which you are either probed, or forced to masturbate in front of them. Occasionally this folk tale is use to seduce the other males in the bar you are talking to.

  * e.g.,  ... a) Mom: "They said if we give them $10,000 they will let her go." 

 [ "abducted" ]

1: To get drunk and not remember anything from the night before. Or to also get drunk and have some bizzare shizz happen to you when clearly is not believable because you were "Abducted" (drunk) during the moment it had happened.

  * e.g.,  ... You -> Dammmn you wont believe what happened last night Friend-> wassup You -> well the night started off with some admiral nelsons but we went out yo and swear some dude came up to us askin for chicken sandwiches...fo free!! Friend-> No dude, i think that admiral nelsons abducted your ass boooyyy!!! 

 [ "abduction fetish" ]

1: To kidnap or carry a person away by force, used in sex play.

  * e.g.,  ... Although Lana had no desire to truly be kidnapped, she had one hell of an abduction fetish. 

 [ "Alien Abduction" ]

1: A term grown out of the alien abduction mythos of the late 20th century. It's when you give a person an "Anal Probe" while they are passed out.

  * e.g.,  ... Girl: Did you cornhole me while I was out? 

 [ "Passive Abduction" ]

1: The use of influence, guilt trips and essentially any other spoken or emotional trigger to get a person to a location they would otherwise not voluntarily go to.

  * e.g.,  ... I used a bit of passive abduction to get Fred to my meeting. 

 [ "Alien Abduction" ]

1: The night after a lot of drinking when you wake up and can't rememeber the events of the previous night. And, your butt kind of hurts or you have a mysterious bruise that you don't know how you got.

  * e.g.,  ... Guy 1: Dude, how did you get that bruise? 

 [ "alien abduction" ]

1: The act of waking up naked on your bathroom floor in a puddle of your own stool and vomit after a night of heavy drinking.

  * e.g.,  ... His mother found him following an alien abduction, so she washed him off in the shower and put him to bed.