" boarding "

 [ "boarding" ]

1: planking but face up, laying flat on top of, across various objects face up

  * e.g.,  ... Jackson goes boarding across desks. 

 [ "boarding" ]

1: See docking. But with more smegma...more...a little more...woe! TOO MUCH!!!

  * e.g.,  ... thats a lot of smegma there bill, your dick is awful cheesy... 

 [ "board" ]

1: How retarded people spell the word bored.

  * e.g.,  ... Keith: "Board tonite call with plans." 

 [ "Boards" ]

1: A slang term for rebounds used most commonly in basketball.

  * e.g.,  ... "Get the boards! Box out!" 

 [ "boarded" ]

1: 1) What happens to members of a startup company who are not present at the board meeting.

  * e.g.,  ... Everyone but top management is getting boarded in the next board meeting. Across the board pay cuts and stock dilution for, because employees are objects you screw profits out of. 

 [ "boarded" ]

2: 3) To be screwed over.

 [ "boards" ]

1: Slang used to describe a pair of skis used for the sport of snow skiing.

  * e.g.,  ... Somebody ripped-off my new boards! 

 [ "Board" ]

1: A board is a female who is overwhelmingly attracted that you can't take your eyes off of them and that you have no chances of hooking up. It is a word mostly used in class when someone is looking at the "board" but they are actually looking at the female in front of the real board.

  * e.g.,  ... Wow, that "board" has a fine figure. 

 [ "board" ]

1: Short for skateboard, snowboard, wakeboard, surfboard, and any other word the contains "board". Was shortened because it rolls off the tounge easier and sounds better in a sentence.

  * e.g.,  ... That guy was grinding and his board snapped and he sacked himself 

 [ "The boards" ]

1: How idiotic person says Boardwalk.

  * e.g.,  ... "I'm going to the boards guys." 

 [ "board" ]

1: In Texas Hold 'Em Poker, the community cards dealt face up on the table.

  * e.g.,  ... "With two aces on board, there was no way I could call his all-in with just my pocket deuces."