" provisioning "

 [ "provisioning" ]

1:  An umbrella term used in many Telecom companies that covers the process of adding a new service or expanding an existing service. A catchy term that clueless sales guys use to refer to the deployment of complicated services when talking with their even-more-clueless customers. Engineers sometimes use this term will sales guys and customers as well, to avoid the confusion caused by explaining the technical nature of their work.

  * e.g.,  ... Example 1 You: "I ordered this internet circuit three months ago; where the hell is it?" 

 [ "provisioning" ]

1: In telecommunications terms, provisioning means to provide telecommunications services to a user. This includes providing all necessary hardware, software, and wiring or transmission devices.

  * e.g.,  ... Please be advised that provisioning of new services at DodgyISP inc. will be unavailable during christmas. 

 [ "Provision" ]

1: The contents of a dish, usually pertaining to various vegetables in the dish such as fig, etc. A term used in various parts of the Caribbean particularly Trinidad and Tobago.

  * e.g.,  ... Tantie, whey all de provision an dumplin an ting, oh gosh! 

 [ "provisions" ]

1: used typically as phone-slang for some kind of illegal substance, usually drugs.

  * e.g.,  ... Guy 1: Are you going to bring provisions? 

 [ "Alcohol Provision Act" ]

1: A national legislation established in Canada in 1964 that prohibits the sale of any alcohol products on every Tuesday of the week. All bars must legally remain closed to pay tribute and remembrance to the lives of Mounties past.

  * e.g.,  ... Don't road trip to Canada on a Tuesday because the Alcohol Provision Act says you can't drink. 

 [ "Provision Law 32C Section 31" ]

1: “Provision Law 32C Section 31” is a section deep inside Shafaet Hossain’s asshole which some might consider a repository of lame shitty jokes.

  * e.g.,  ... “wow! thats a Lame Shitty joke! sounds like you pulled it out of the Provision Law 32C Section 31 of Shafaet’s anus!!” 

 [ "Provisions" ]

1: (n) term used to described the stash of food you plan to eat after consuming cannabis

  * e.g.,  ... “Which one of us is going to the store to get provisions?!” 

 [ "ProVision ISR" ]

1: An Israeli security camera company, notorious for their products being prominent in schools located in New South Wales, Australia.

  * e.g.,  ... These ProVision ISRs are the bane of my existence right now! 

 [ "Provisive" ]

1: Providing things all the time

  * e.g.,  ... He was Provisive about giving your present to you