" axe "

 [ "axe" ]

1: The preferred "tool" that an avetard likes to use to break open the door when they lock themselves out. The axe belongs to Henry and will be used to hit the door, damage it, and eventually open the door, but this avetard does not realize that he will have to pay for the damages to the door at the end of the year

  * e.g.,  ... I got locked out of my room again so I used Henry's axe to break open my door and now the door is covered in axe beatings. 

 [ "axe" ]

1: A guitar, usually eletric.

  * e.g.,  ... Jimi Hendrix played his axe as Paganini must have played his violin. 

 [ "axe" ]

1: the reason why it's hard to breathe in high school hallways.

  * e.g.,  ... girl: *cough* *cough* *COUGH* guy: IS SHE OKAY?! other guy: yeah, man, she's just choking on your axe. 

 [ "axe" ]

1: A conformist body spray that is used by guys, often in heavy doses. Often the user likes to make extremely evident through scent, or verbally, that he is wearing the aforesaid deodorant.

  * e.g.,  ... "I'm going to, this very second; spray myself with some wonderful Axe." 

 [ "axe" ]

2: Many guys (and women) were hypnotized, by the excellent use of advertising, to believe that they are using it because it smells good. When in reality the real product is a spray bottle marked, "Axe" that is tied to many marketing gimmicks.

  * e.g.,  ... "Get me some of that!" 

 [ "axe" ]

1: How some ghetto-dwellers say the word, "ask." It is sometimes used as part of speech when talking in ebonics (yes, it is most frequently spoken this way rather than being written this way). It is definitely one way to butcher the English language -- albiet only a single word of it. :-(

  * e.g.,  ... 1: 

 [ "axe" ]

1: v. axed, axing

  * e.g.,  ...  When I realized my hunnie-sack was missing, I axed Lorenzo where it was. 

 [ "axe" ]

2:  To put a question to

  * e.g.,  ...  I axed my ho to smoke my shaft. 

 [ "axe" ]

3:  To make a request of

  * e.g.,  ...  I axed Bennie how much was that deuce-deuce. 

 [ "axe" ]

4:  To require or call for as a price or condition

  * e.g.,  ...  I axed you once I ain't gonna axe you again. 

 [ "axe" ]

5:  To expect or demand

 [ "axe" ]

6: syn. for ask

 [ "axe" ]

1: a body spray that was likely invented by women to identify douchebags

  * e.g.,  ... only douchebags wear axe 

 [ "axe" ]

1: A horrible smelling cologne that guys use.

  * e.g.,  ... Girl: OMG, I just walked down to the PE hallway, and it smells like Axe and sweat! I guess I just missed the football players! 

 [ "axe" ]

2: They usually use it instead of taking showers after a football practice, thinking it works.

  * e.g.,  ... Person on a bus: WTF IT SMELLS LIKE AXE ON HERE! 

 [ "axe" ]

3: It doesn't.

  * e.g.,  ... Some immature little twit: *giggles* 

 [ "axe" ]

4: People also unleash large amounts onto school buses, because apparently this is amusing.

 [ "axe" ]

5: It isn't.

 [ "axe" ]

1:  A type of spray that smells really really disgusting if you douse yourself in it

  * e.g.,  ... Ewww what is that smell? 

 [ "axe" ]

2:  How ghetto people say ''ask''

  * e.g.,  ... Axe 

 [ "axe" ]

1: such an amazing and caring person, they’re honestly incredible - they’ll be there for you when you need them and will cheer you up with no struggle . if you meet an axe, keep them forever, theyre one of the most wonderful people you’ll ever meet 🤬🤬. they’re very precious and funny and amazing, never lose them .

  * e.g.,  ... person 1: woah, is that axe ? he always has a goldfish with him